smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Savior of the Universe You got them all! ✅ unlocked at 10/25/2024, 5:42:21 PM |  |
 | Extermination Kill 50 aliens ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:36:23 PM |  |
 | Annihilation Kill 100 aliens ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2014, 8:27:22 AM | |
 | Nuclear Devastation Kill 250 aliens ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:11:26 AM | |
 | On the Noggin' Kill 30 aliens with headshots ✅ unlocked at 4/13/2024, 9:59:12 AM | |
 | Hippy-Stomper Foot stomp 12 aliens ✅ unlocked at 4/13/2024, 10:30:57 AM | |
 | Judge, Jury, Executioner Execute 20 aliens ✅ unlocked at 4/13/2024, 10:26:57 AM | |
 | Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines ✅ unlocked at 10/12/2024, 11:13:43 AM | |
 | Freeze Well! Kill 15 frozen aliens ✅ unlocked at 5/9/2024, 4:44:53 PM | |
 | Road Rage Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck ✅ unlocked at 4/14/2024, 10:45:54 AM | |
 | Fork the Pork Kill 6 aliens with the forklift ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 9:49:14 AM | |
 | Dead Useful Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives ✅ unlocked at 4/9/2024, 10:44:54 AM | |
 | Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2014, 8:31:43 AM | |
 | Duke Angry, Duke Smash! Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:08:10 AM | |
 | Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:08:49 PM | |
 | Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once ✅ unlocked at 5/12/2014, 8:35:06 AM | |
 | Full Body Tourettes Get knocked down 10 times ✅ unlocked at 4/11/2024, 10:32:15 AM | |
 | Turd Burglar Find and steal a piece of poo ✅ unlocked at 4/12/2024, 10:27:29 AM | |
 | I Need a Towel Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 12:35:31 PM | |
 | Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:40:53 AM | |
 | Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages ✅ unlocked at 10/25/2024, 5:42:20 PM |  |
 | Bucket Head Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign ✅ unlocked at 10/22/2024, 11:02:16 AM | |
 | Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club ✅ unlocked at 10/13/2024, 9:53:32 AM | |
 | Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level ✅ unlocked at 10/14/2024, 10:36:31 AM | |
 | Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 4:24:32 PM | |
 | I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/9/2024, 4:48:38 PM | |
 | Sticky Bomb Like You! Put a Trip Mine on a live alien ✅ unlocked at 5/1/2024, 10:55:03 AM | |
 | Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy Gunships or Dropships ✅ unlocked at 4/13/2024, 10:40:13 AM | |
 | Air-Duke Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club ✅ unlocked at 10/13/2024, 10:33:08 AM | |
 | Balls of Steel Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP ✅ unlocked at 10/15/2024, 7:05:16 PM | |
 | Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:24:20 PM | |
 | Juiced Take steroids in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:32:17 PM | |
 | He's Got a Hologram! Use a Holoduke in SP ✅ unlocked at 4/13/2024, 10:33:23 AM | |
 | Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 10:27:47 AM | |
 | I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards ✅ unlocked at 10/24/2024, 4:35:55 PM | |
 | Gunslinger Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign ✅ unlocked at 10/22/2024, 11:39:36 AM | |
 | Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 1:52:34 PM | |
 | Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:10:21 PM | |
 | Lots of Whacking Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club ✅ unlocked at 10/13/2024, 9:40:17 AM | |
 | Companion Barrel Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 10:13:41 AM | |
 | One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 4:30:34 PM | |
 | Pit Champion Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas ✅ unlocked at 5/12/2014, 8:37:11 AM | |
 | Not Bad for a Human Defeat the Alien Queen ✅ unlocked at 4/11/2024, 10:36:48 AM | |
 | A Good Dam Fight Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam ✅ unlocked at 4/15/2024, 10:23:55 AM | |
 | Octacide Defeat the Octaking ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 11:46:34 AM | |
 | Beating the One-Eyed Worm Defeat the Leech ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 1:27:18 PM | |
 | Piece of Cake Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 1:48:09 PM | |
 | Let's Rock Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty ✅ unlocked at 4/17/2024, 1:47:55 PM | |
 | Come Get Some Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2024, 8:31:06 PM |  |
 | Damn, I'm Good Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2024, 8:30:52 PM | |
 | Special Thanks Watch the credits all the way through ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2024, 8:41:32 PM | |
 | Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks | |
 | Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader | |
 | Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand | |
 | Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover | |
 | Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine | |
 | Heart to Heart Finish Doctor Proton | |
 | Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women | |
 | Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty | |
 | Let's Rock Out Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Normal Difficulty | |
 | Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty | |
 | Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Insane Difficulty | |
 | I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me | |
