smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Savior of the Universe You got them all! |  |
 | Extermination Kill 50 aliens ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:36:23 PM |  |
 | Annihilation Kill 100 aliens ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2014, 8:27:22 AM | |
 | Nuclear Devastation Kill 250 aliens ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:11:26 AM | |
 | On the Noggin' Kill 30 aliens with headshots | |
 | Hippy-Stomper Foot stomp 12 aliens | |
 | Judge, Jury, Executioner Execute 20 aliens | |
 | Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines | |
 | Freeze Well! Kill 15 frozen aliens | |
 | Road Rage Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck | |
 | Fork the Pork Kill 6 aliens with the forklift | |
 | Dead Useful Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives | |
 | Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects ✅ unlocked at 5/11/2014, 8:31:43 AM | |
 | Duke Angry, Duke Smash! Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:08:10 AM | |
 | Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:08:49 PM | |
 | Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once ✅ unlocked at 5/12/2014, 8:35:06 AM | |
 | Full Body Tourettes Get knocked down 10 times | |
 | Turd Burglar Find and steal a piece of poo | |
 | I Need a Towel Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs | |
 | Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters ✅ unlocked at 3/17/2024, 11:40:53 AM | |
 | Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages |  |
 | Bucket Head Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign | |
 | Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club | |
 | Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level | |
 | Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 4:24:32 PM | |
 | I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP | |
 | Sticky Bomb Like You! Put a Trip Mine on a live alien | |
 | Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy Gunships or Dropships | |
 | Air-Duke Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club | |
 | Balls of Steel Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP | |
 | Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:24:20 PM | |
 | Juiced Take steroids in SP ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:32:17 PM | |
 | He's Got a Hologram! Use a Holoduke in SP | |
 | Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP | |
 | I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards | |
 | Gunslinger Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign | |
 | Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium | |
 | Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 5:10:21 PM | |
 | Lots of Whacking Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club | |
 | Companion Barrel Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop | |
 | One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid ✅ unlocked at 5/10/2014, 4:30:34 PM | |
 | Pit Champion Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas ✅ unlocked at 5/12/2014, 8:37:11 AM | |
 | Not Bad for a Human Defeat the Alien Queen | |
 | A Good Dam Fight Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam | |
 | Octacide Defeat the Octaking | |
 | Beating the One-Eyed Worm Defeat the Leech | |
 | Piece of Cake Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty | |
 | Let's Rock Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty | |
 | Come Get Some Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty |  |
 | Damn, I'm Good Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty | |
 | Special Thanks Watch the credits all the way through | |
 | Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks | |
 | Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader | |
 | Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand | |
 | Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover | |
 | Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine | |
 | Heart to Heart Finish Doctor Proton | |
 | Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women | |
 | Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty | |
 | Let's Rock Out Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Normal Difficulty | |
 | Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty | |
 | Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Insane Difficulty | |
 | I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me | |
