smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)" ✅ unlocked at 3/16/2024, 12:17:23 PM |  |
 | It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard" ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:38:58 AM |  |
 | Take 5. Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!" ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 11:12:49 AM | |
 | Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:40:48 AM | |
 | Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:41:13 AM | |
 | Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." ✅ unlocked at 3/8/2024, 10:33:59 AM | |
 | Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:42:58 AM |  |
 | Headache Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:50:38 AM | |
 | Migraine Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 11:01:42 AM | |
 | Head of the Class Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." ✅ unlocked at 3/6/2024, 9:38:04 PM | |
 | Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" ✅ unlocked at 3/6/2024, 9:48:52 PM | |
 | Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you." ✅ unlocked at 3/8/2024, 9:43:18 AM | |
 | Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 8:11:18 PM | |
 | Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" ✅ unlocked at 3/9/2024, 9:41:47 AM | |
 | Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." ✅ unlocked at 3/7/2024, 10:39:55 AM | |
 | Peekaboo...I Shot You! Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." ✅ unlocked at 3/12/2024, 11:27:10 AM | |
 | Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:33:33 PM | |
 | Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." ✅ unlocked at 3/9/2024, 10:14:53 AM | |
 | Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" ✅ unlocked at 3/15/2024, 7:39:33 PM | |
 | Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." ✅ unlocked at 3/15/2024, 7:33:15 PM | |
 | Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" ✅ unlocked at 3/7/2024, 10:45:12 AM | |
 | Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" ✅ unlocked at 3/16/2024, 10:25:39 AM | |
 | No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much." ✅ unlocked at 3/12/2024, 11:26:35 AM | |
 | Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." ✅ unlocked at 3/12/2024, 11:01:35 AM | |
 | Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!" ✅ unlocked at 3/16/2024, 10:56:38 AM | |
 | Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:49:13 PM | |
 | Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:18:52 PM | |
 | Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:19:09 PM | |
 | Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:19:15 PM |  |
 | Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:18:59 PM | |
 | ...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:22:42 PM | |
 | Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 10:58:15 AM | |
 | Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." ✅ unlocked at 3/5/2024, 11:25:17 AM | |
 | Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more." ✅ unlocked at 3/6/2024, 9:33:23 PM | |
 | Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:55:54 PM | |
 | Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 8:00:36 PM | |
 | Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 8:07:44 PM | |
 | Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" ✅ unlocked at 3/15/2024, 8:00:53 PM | |
 | Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." ✅ unlocked at 3/7/2024, 10:58:20 AM | |
 | Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." ✅ unlocked at 3/8/2024, 10:12:29 AM | |
 | Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" ✅ unlocked at 3/8/2024, 10:36:01 AM | |
 | Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" ✅ unlocked at 3/9/2024, 9:55:15 AM | |
 | Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" ✅ unlocked at 3/11/2024, 11:34:49 AM | |
 | Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore." ✅ unlocked at 3/15/2024, 7:20:11 PM | |
 | Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." ✅ unlocked at 3/10/2024, 11:03:54 AM | |
 | Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." ✅ unlocked at 3/11/2024, 10:56:47 AM | |
 | Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy." ✅ unlocked at 3/11/2024, 10:58:54 AM | |
 | Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!" ✅ unlocked at 3/12/2024, 11:40:07 AM | |
 | Observe the Grenade Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!" ✅ unlocked at 3/16/2024, 12:17:22 PM | |
 | Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:16:47 PM | |
 | Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" ✅ unlocked at 3/14/2024, 7:18:10 PM | |
