POSTAL Progress

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And so it begins...And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
unlocked May 30th, 2016 4:41 pm
Oh, you press F1!Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
unlocked Jun 1st, 2016 7:46 am
Dirty kneesDirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
Forrest GumpForrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
unlocked May 31st, 2016 7:25 pm
How Kevorkian!How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
Patrick BatemanPatrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
unlocked May 30th, 2016 4:50 pm
DexterDexter
Make 1000 kills.
Mickey and MalloryMickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
Half-mast hard-onHalf-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
Get a girlfriendGet a girlfriend
Complete the game.
BulletstormBulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Peter North would be proudPeter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
Holes is holesHoles is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
Z for ZachariahZ for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
Boondock SaintBoondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
I swear, the AR is for hunting!I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
Army of OneArmy of One
Use every weapon in the game.
From my cold, dead handsFrom my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
NOPE! Chuck Testa.NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
You want our autograph too?You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
Ballmer BallerBallmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
The Hell's Fargo WagonThe Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
Took a banger in the mouthTook a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
unlocked May 30th, 2016 4:41 pm
Never nude-istNever nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
SissySissy
Enable cheats.
unlocked Nov 16th, 2016 2:16 pm
I'm afraid I just blue myself!I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
unlocked May 31st, 2016 7:28 pm
Bad touch!Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
unlocked May 30th, 2016 4:44 pm
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