~Hack~ Final Fantasy IX: Alternate Fantasy Progress

Steal everything your boss has (must be Active Battle with fastest Battle Speed and no Pause)

Pummel the imposter!

Defeat King Leo and his goons using only the most crowd-appealing special effects

Deal with Steiner and the Bomb behind him

Steal both of Plant Brain's items before Blank joins the team

Damage and defeat Plant Brain without any fire attacks

Defeat Plant Brain

Defeat the first Black Waltz

Defeat the second Black Waltz

Defeat the final Black Waltz

Freya wins the Festival of the Hunt

Zidane wins the Festival of the Hunt

Defeat a Grand Dragon in Disk 1 without anyone dying

Defeat Gizamaluke with a Jump

Defeat Gizamaluke

Claim 118 treasures before the end of Disk 1 (not all Key Items or Event-based rewards count!)

Learn at least 10 Blue Magic spells before the end of Disk 1

Realize the only conclusion against Beatrix

Steal everything Beatrix has

Defeat the Black Waltz once more

Get the all the Black Waltz's defenses down to 0

Only lose 500 Gil to the pickpocket in Treno

Defeat the Griffin with Garnet at Treno on Disk 2

Defeat Ralvurahva

Bite Ralvurahva with a snake bite

Defeat Antlion while it's asleep

Defeat Antlion

During the assault on Cleyra, win a battle against (only) Alexandrian knights by forcing them to flee

Survive Beatrix's second encounter

The whole party must survive Beatrix's second fight

Beginning with freeing yourself from the cage, reach Zorn and Thorn without getting into any fights, picking up both treasures, and a timer > 27:00

Defeat Zorn and Thorn

Defeat Ralvuimago

Recruit Lowell for Ruby's theater

Steal the Gladius and Coral Sword from Lani

Beat Lani

Mine a Madain's Ring

Zidane is a lech to the local populace?

Defeat Hilgigars

Defeat Hilgigars by dropping him from the sky

Eat the most delicious fish at Madain Sari

Defeat Soulcage

Defeat Soulcage with some means of fire

Claim 124 treasures before the end of Disk 2 (not all Key Items or Event-based rewards count!)

Defeat Amarant

Defeat Amarant without having Distract, MP Attack, Man Eater, High Tide, or Counter activated

Score over 50 points in the balloon game

Defeat Tantarian on Disc 2

Defeat Tantarian on Disc 3

Save Garnet and leave Alexandria's destruction

Defeat the Ark

Blind and Mute the Ark?

Defeat Ark with a team of Garnet, Eiko, and Vivi (and Zidane)

Defeat Valia Pira without having taken any bloodstones

Defeat Valia Pira

Defeat Meltigemini

Defeat Meltigemini. Nobody must have any status immunities or auto-statuses equipped (reraise allowed)

Defeat Amdusias in Treno with Eiko

Answer all of the Ragtime Mouse's new questions and defeat him before the end of Disk 3

Learn all Blue Magic spells before the end of Disk 3

Defeat Taharka

Defeat Taharka while he is curled. You must never lower his Defense

Defeat the Earth Guardian

Defeat the Earth Guardian while he has Haste

Eat the Earth Guardian

Defeat Quale

Defeat the Silver Dragon

Let Bahamut defeat the Silver Dragon

Steal the Orichalcon from Garland

Defeat Garland

Defeat Kuja while Zidane is in Trance

Defeat Kuja

Claim 130 treasures before the end of Disk 3 (not all Key Items or Event-based rewards count!)

Defeat the Behemoth with Vivi in Treno

Defeat Ozma

Defeat Nova Dragon

Defeat Maliris

Defeat Maliris without any fire resistance/absorption/nullification

Defeat Tiamat

Defeat Tiamat with a party of Steiner, Freya, and Amarant (and Zidane)

Defeat Kraken

Defeat Kraken while the whole party has Auto-Reflect

Defeat Lich without any abilities equipped

Defeat Lich

Claim 20 treasures before the end of Disk 4 (not all Key Items or Event-based rewards count!)

Acquire the Excalibur 2

Defeat Hades

Defeat Deathguise

Defeat Kuja

Defeat Necron

Let Sea Lion defeat Black Waltz

Damage Black Waltz 3 with only abilities or spells