Conker's Bad Fur Day Progress

Show the Gargoyle the back of your frying pan

Help Jack with his rodent problem

Eliminate Haybot

Take the confidence pills

Flush The Great Mighty Poo

Help the lady cogs exact their revenge

Defeat the big-bollocked boiler

Berry fails to recognize Conker in his costume

Let Buga's biggest secret be known

Make another contribution to the Bee community

Replace your frying pan with something better

Finish feeding your ancestor

Fulfill your patriotic duty

Get rid of the eyes and the brawn

Drink a whisky at the bar

Bring the bees to the Sunflower in 2 mins or less (timer start after bees cutscene)

In the blades room, grab the tail and reach the top of the ladder in 40.8 secs or less (timer start when you grab the tail)

Scale Bat's tower and grab the cash in 34 secs or less (timer start after bats cutscene)

In the Catfish's Safe, pull the lever and recharge your helmet once in 1m20s or less (timer start at helmet cutscene)

Put out the boiler room imps without getting drunk more than once

Complete the Wasp Turret Section without taking damage.

Beat the first zombie encounter without jumping in 2m12s or less (timer start after zombies cutscene)

Complete the bat sequence in 3m7s or less (timer start after Batula first cutscene)

Open the mansion door without equipping your shotgun or being harmed (chapter mode only)

Complete your first encounter with the Tediz without being harmed

Talk with the squirrel in the operation room in 52 secs or less (timer start after tediz cutscene)

Destroy all of the submarines without being harm

Escape from Tediz's island in 1m24s or less (chapter mode only)(timer start when you start the chapter)

Complete 'Heist' in 8 jumps

Complete 'Heist' without being harmed

Talk to the guards at the entrance of Uga Buga without having met Gregg yet. (Missable)

Arrive at cavemans home without never entered the barn before (only from save file)(Missable)

Defeat Haybot without being harmed

Defeat The Great Mighty Poo without being harmed

Defeat Buga the Knut without being harmed

Defeat "Reagan" without being harmed

Earn $2310 in one playthrough (Missable)

Earn $2710 (chapter mode only)

Pick up the 'special' squirrel tail from the hidden cave

Before entering 'It's War', run through all areas in Farm and Sloprano, ending at the Bull room, in 4m42s or less without dying

Catch Conker playing Killer Instinct

Show the butterflies who is in charge

Insult the bar Imp multiple times

Unlock all multiplayer characters

[Deathmatch] Get a kill

[Deathmatch][AI=Normal] Get 35 kills

[Deathmatch][AI=Einstein][Lives=5][Time=Unlimited][1P Only] Win a match

[Deathmatch][AI=Normal][Time=5m] Win a match with 20+ kills without dying

[Deathmatch][AI=Normal][Kills=Unlimited][1P Only] Win a match vs at least 3 CPU's while remaining in 1st place the entire match

[Deathmatch][AI=Normal] Get more than 25 kills in 5mins or less

[Deathmatch] Get a Slow-Mo kill

[Race][Laps=3][AI=Normal][1P Only] Remain in 8th place for an entire lap and win against 7 CPUs

[Tank][AI=Normal] Get 20 kills

[War][AI=Normal] Obtain 50 or more points on the 'Total War' map

[War][AI=Normal][Time=Unlimited] Win a 6v6 match with 5 or more points on the 'Colors' map

[Heist][AI=Normal][Bags=5][Lives=5][Default Weasel] Win a match with 5 bags without allowing any other player to score a point

[Heist][AI=Normal][Bags=5][Lives=5][Default Weasel] Win a match in which all other players scored 4 points

[Raptor][AI=Normal][Time=5][Score=20] Win an 8v1 match as a raptor

[Raptor][AI=Normal] Win a match with 20 or more points as a Caveman

[Raptor][AI=Normal] Win a match with 26 or more points as a Raptor

[Beach][AI=Normal][Score=15][Time=5] Win a match against 6 Squirrels without letting them score more than 3 points

[Beach][AI=Normal][Score=15][Time=5] Win a 6v2 match as a squirrel without dying

Beat the turret sequence in 'It's War' without being harmed

Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without going down the hill

Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without missing more than 5 chances to clog his mouth

Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without being harmed

Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without blocking once

Wake up the Great Mighty Poo in "Corn Off the Cob" without using the Pan

Escape the Bullfish's wrath in "Bullfish's Revenge" without letting him eat any Catfish

Kill all the Uga-Bugas in "Raptor Food" without letting anyone get eaten

Survive your first encounter with the Tediz in "Sole Survivor" without jumping or consuming any chocolate

Collect a special tail worth 5 lives in "Uga Buga"

Help Birdy get to sleep in Hangover

Get to the B Platform in the Barn without jumping or taking damage

Bring back all the bees without jumping more than 5 times after the first bees follow you

See the bridge being destroyed to the central bank

Feed your ancestor in "Count Batula" without missing more than thrice with your shit

Save a Villager during "Zombies" and see them run off to their doom

Flee to the tank area in "Saving Private Rodent" without bringing Rodent with you