smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Beyond Perfection Obtain all trophies |  |
 | Shop Til They Drop Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone |  |
 | Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone | |
 | Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart |  |
 | Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone | |
 | Mash Machine Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it ✅ unlocked at 8/21/2023, 8:26:50 PM | |
 | Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map | |
 | Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row | |
 | Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling | |
 | Furon Fashion Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber | |
 | Earthly Pleasures Rifle through your Furonigami collection | |
 | Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E. | |
 | Rock of the Bay Invade Bay City ✅ unlocked at 8/21/2023, 8:07:01 PM | |
 | Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion | |
 | I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima | |
 | The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska | |
 | Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris | |
 | Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City | |
 | Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion | |
 | Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion | |
 | Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima | |
 | Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima | |
 | Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle | |
 | Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska | |
 | Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain |  |
 | Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map | |
 | Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch | |
 | Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon | |
 | Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home | |
 | Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK | |
 | Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK | |
 | Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower | |
 | Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body | |
 | PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam | |
 | If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption | |
 | To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption | |
 | Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption | |
 | Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption | |
 | Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption | |
 | Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs | |
 | Arty Facts Collect all Alien Artifacts | |
 | Gotta Catch All the Pop Art Collect all posters | |
 | This Is Earth Radio Collect all songs | |
 | Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades | |
 | The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to) | |
