smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all. |  |
 | Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp |  |
 | Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call | |
 | The End Completed the game | |
 | Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game | |
 | Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads | |
 | Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books | |
 | Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else | |
 | Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps | |
 | Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set |  |
 | Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers | |
 | Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes | |
 | Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds | |
 | Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game | |
 | Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc | |
 | Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times |  |
 | Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy | |
 | Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler | |
 | Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all | |
