smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | The End Now go outside ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:53:55 PM |  |
 | Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:15:41 PM |  |
 | Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:49:15 PM |  |
 | Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:26:21 PM |  |
 | Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:35:36 PM | |
 | Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:32:25 PM | |
 | Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:21:15 PM | |
 | Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:48:35 PM | |
 | Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:37:48 PM | |
 | Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:43:42 PM | |
 | Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:52:20 PM | |
 | Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:53:24 PM | |
 | Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 8:57:18 PM | |
 | Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:04:25 PM | |
 | Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:06:40 PM | |
 | Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:10:23 PM | |
 | Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:08:17 PM | |
 | Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:11:36 PM | |
 | But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:38:44 PM | |
 | Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:46:47 PM | |
 | Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:53:55 PM | |
 | Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:35:09 PM | |
 | Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:11:19 PM | |
 | A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:37:58 PM | |
 | DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records ✅ unlocked at 5/19/2023, 9:36:35 PM | |
