smol quest| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 7:35:24 PM |  |
 | New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:33:01 PM |  |
 | First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 12:04:25 AM | |
 | KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 3:49:44 AM |  |
 | Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 3:46:22 AM | |
 | Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 2:45:06 AM | |
 | Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 3:16:53 AM | |
 | Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 9:34:30 PM | |
 | Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:28:52 PM | |
 | Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 1:33:59 PM | |
 | Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 7:46:56 PM | |
 | Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 2:09:59 AM | |
 | For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:22:04 PM | |
 | Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:21:43 PM | |
 | Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:29:09 AM | |
 | Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:29:19 PM | |
 | Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 2:56:15 PM | |
 | Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:26:57 PM | |
 | Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 3:09:59 AM | |
 | Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:21:44 PM | |
 | Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 9:00:19 PM | |
 | Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 5:45:22 PM | |
 | Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 7:57:16 PM | |
 | Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:21:50 PM | |
 | Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 8:10:02 PM | |
 | Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:44:42 PM | |
 | Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 8:08:19 PM | |
 | Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 4:00:52 PM | |
 | No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:22:05 PM | |
 | Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:08:25 PM | |
 | Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 10:54:42 PM | |
 | Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 4:11:08 PM |  |
 | Daddy Issues You befriended your father. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:25:26 PM | |
 | More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 11:30:25 PM | |
 | More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 4:52:39 PM | |
 | Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:28:38 PM | |
 | Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:22:08 PM | |
 | Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 10:52:42 PM | |
 | Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 11:35:10 PM | |
 | Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. ✅ unlocked at 8/13/2020, 11:35:11 PM | |
 | Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 5:50:53 PM | |
 | Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:12:23 AM | |
 | Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 7:26:58 PM | |
 | Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 12:41:56 AM | |
 | Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 3:56:48 PM | |
 | Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:39:33 PM | |
 | Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:49:53 PM | |
 | You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 7:02:34 PM | |
 | Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. ✅ unlocked at 8/12/2020, 11:07:05 PM | |
 | Make it Rain! You've spent $500. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 2:29:11 PM | |
 | Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. ✅ unlocked at 8/14/2020, 7:35:24 PM | |
