| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Badass Motherflakker Unlock all Trophies |  Platinum |
 | BONK! Defeat a Heavy Soldier using only the stun baton |  Silver |
 | Safer Than A Screwdriver Retrieve the Demon Core |  Gold |
 | Eye In The Sky Destroy a helicopter |  Bronze |
 | Express Ticket Get off the train in 10 minutes or less | Silver |
 | STRIKE! Get a strike in the Chicago Mall bowling lanes | Silver |
 | Claw Through Get a prize from the claw machine unlocked Nov 10th, 2025 3:55 am | Silver |
 | Turbo Killer Beat the Turbo Killer arcade game | Silver |
 | Super Racer Get 1000 points in the Super Racer 4 arcade game | Gold |
 | Baller Get the basketball in the hoop unlocked Nov 10th, 2025 3:37 am | Silver |
 | Bullseye Hit dartboard right in the center 3 times in a row | Silver |
 | Heavy Lover Consume the whole ammo capacity of a heavy weapon | Bronze |
 | Lock and Load Picked up all weapons | Silver |
 | Heskel, who? Complete the game | Gold |
 | Bedtime Story Complete the game on Easy or higher | Bronze |
 | What a time to be alive Complete the game on Normal or higher | Silver |
 | Morning Stretch Complete the game on Hard | Gold |
 | What did I sign up for? Begin a game on the hardest difficulty | Silver |
 | Tin can trash Defeat the Los Alamos Defender | Silver |
 | Open your mind Defeat the Psychic Giant | Silver |
 | Mess With The Best... Defeat the Colonel | Silver |
 | Never again Defuse the Demon Core Bomb | Silver |
 | Armored Gore Defeat the Mech | Gold |
 | New PR Kill a Grunt with a Barbell | Gold |
