| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Sh*tty Spinners' Triple-Turd Takedown Kill the 3 Bum Spiders in stage 1 without dying. | 10points |
 | Bugs and Bubble-Boogers Kill the Stage 1 boss. | 5points |
 | Bugs and Bubble-Boogers - Round Number Two Kill the Stage 1 boss on hard. | 25points |
 | The Flying Fanny's Flawless Fate Kill the Fanny Chopper in Stage 2 without dying. | 10points |
 | Junk in the Trunk Kill the Stage 2 boss. | 5points |
 | Junk in the Trunk - Round Number Two Kill the Stage 2 boss on hard. | 25points |
 | The Juice Hoarder's Mighty Backup Destroy the Urinal Submarine without dying. | 10points |
 | A Whale of a Dump Kill the Stage 3 boss. | 5points |
 | A Whale of a Dump - Round Number Two Kill the Stage 3 boss on hard. | 25points |
 | South-Side Sack Serpents' Shutout Kill the Albino Snakes without dying. | 10points |
 | Grand Master of All Things Poo Kill the Stage 4 boss. | 5points |
 | Grand Master of All Things Poo - Round Number Two Kill the Stage 4 boss on hard. | 25points |
 | Getting it All Out at Once Beat the game without getting a game over. | 25points |
 | Claim Your Golden Poo Award Get 40 golden poos and claim your reward! | 10points |
 | Going Number One Get 100,000 points. | 5points |
 | I May Need to Sit Down for This Get 250,000 points. | 10points |
 | Going The Long Dump Get 500,000 points. | 25points |
