| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | That didn't age well Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial |
 | Reap what you sow Now you're getting the hang of it! |
 | Don't be suspicious!!! Give Stubbs a hand! |
 | Rock and Parole Do it for the meme! |
 | Next Time Bring a Map We know what you did. |
 | Dawn of the Dead So many deals! |
 | Unprotected whoopie! You look good in those genes. |
 | I make a PP Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine |
 | Army of Darkness Neither rain, nor sleet, nor bullets, nor brains |
 | Does this look infected? Eh, shake it off |
 | Meeting with Death Clear your calendar. |
 | Hands-on parenting Bon apetit |
 | Un-Re-Animated You're a zombie that died. |
 | Should've hid in a fridge Get killed by an airstrike |
 | Car-Daver Get run over by a vehicle |
 | Cletus Defeatus Sooey! Feedin' time! |
 | DIE WYE DIE! Mahlzeit |
 | Sausage Fest Load a jeep up with the squad |
 | We got a twitcher! We got a twitcher! |
 | Bust a Gut Trigger a gut grenade in mid-air |
 | Crypt-O-Currency Eat 2005 brains |
 | Dirt Cheap 10 Sod-O-Mobile kills |
 | Plowed Up 5 Tractor Kills |
 | Tanks for the Memories 10 Tank kills |
 | Obsessive Possessor Possess each type of enemy once |
 | The Spleen Stun 10 enemies with your Unholy Flatulence |
 | Strike! 10 kills with a single Sputum Head |
 | Bahhh-Barian You shouldn't pet the sheep |
 | Fast Zombies Beat the game in under two hours |
 | It's a real groaner! 100% the dance battle. We thought that was impossible. |
 | The First Law of Robotics Get killed by a robot |
 | 1 easy payment of… It's been 15 years. You ate your first brain. Was it worth it? |
 | 360-No-Brains Land a jump tackle |
 | Stubbs Otaku! Your friends all just read that achievement title. You need help. |
 | Six Seasons and a Movie Demand a sequel. |
