smol quest
| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Get Them Out of Our Schools Eliminate 10 Scientists and stop them from spreading their filthy lies. | 10  | |
| Lay Off the Caffeine Splode 300 times in a single level. | 10 | |
| Master of Controls Change the controls around in the "Controls" menu. | 10 | |
| Get Over Yourselves Select "Credits" from the "Help & Options" menu and watch the whole thing. | 10 | |
| Omaha Steaks®, Delicious! Create 5,000 filets. | 15 | |
| Only Gandhi Would Be Proud Complete a level without killing any Scientists. | 10 | |
| Eventual Destruction of a Galaxy Release The Maw from his cage and send him into space. | 10 | |
| You're the Best Around! Complete the Single Player game. | 25 |
