smol quest
| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK | 5  |
 | First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park | 10 |
 | KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle | 20 |
 | Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle | 20 |
 | Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game | 10 |
 | Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking | 10 |
 | Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles | 20 |
 | Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy | 20 |
 | Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave | 25 |
 | Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew | 25 |
 | Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park | 25 |
 | For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items | 25 |
 | Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff | 25 |
 | Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures | 20 |
 | Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle | 10 |
 | Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself | 15 |
 | Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form | 20 |
 | Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle | 25 |
 | Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise | 25 |
 | Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game | 20 |
 | Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart | 20 |
 | Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap | 20 |
 | Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS | 25 |
 | Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds | 10 |
 | Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle | 20 |
 | Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out | 20 |
 | Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. | 20 |
 | No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out | 25 |
 | Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon | 10 |
 | Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon | 15 |
 | Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon | 25 |
 | Daddy Issues You befriended your father | 15 |
 | More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park | 20 |
 | More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend | 30 |
 | Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items | 20 |
 | Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth | 20 |
 | Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass | 20 |
 | Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. | 20 |
 | Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times | 15 |
 | Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants | 15 |
 | Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets | 20 |
 | Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes | 30 |
 | Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus | 20 |
 | Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes | 20 |
 | Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks | 25 |
 | Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks | 25 |
 | You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game | 20 |
 | Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability | 20 |
 | Make it Rain! You've spent $500 | 30 |
 | Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game | 30 |
