Sorry We're Closed

Find your first artifact.

Find half of the artifacts.

Find every artifact.

Purchase your first upgrade.

Purchase half of the upgrades.

Purchase every upgrade.

Drink 5 bottles of water.

Drink 20 bottles of water.

Die 5 times.

Die 15 times.

Crush a critter.

Crush half of the critters.

Crush every critter.

Get 20 perfect combos.

Get 50 perfect combos.

Kill 10 enemies with the axe.

Kill 30 enemies with the axe.

Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.

Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.

Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.

Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.

Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.

Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.

Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.

Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.

Get a 6 star rank on one level.

Get a 6 star rank on every level.