smol quest
| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. |
 | Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. |
 | Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper. |
 | Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. |
 | Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. |
 | Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. |
 | Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday. |
 | C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday. |
 | OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Survived Wednesday. |
 | It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Survived Thursday. |
 | Workin' for the Weekend Survived Friday. |
 | Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday. |
 | I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb. |
 | Cesar Millan is Very Happy Mauled 30 people with your dog. |
 | OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire. |
 | Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars. |
 | Hello, Newman Kicked 30 dogs. |
 | Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. |
 | Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. |
 | Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
 | I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. |
 | Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. |
 | Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. |
 | Running With Scissors Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. |
 | Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people. |
 | And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library. |
 | Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. |
 | Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. |
 | Can't Touch This Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. |
 | Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. |
 | Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
 | GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. |
 | Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads. |
 | Anustart! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. |
 | 40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
 | CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) |
 | Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. |
 | Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. |
 | Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
 | It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. |
 | Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch. |
 | Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head. |
 | Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. |
 | Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. |
 | Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. |
 | I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way. |
 | I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day. |
 | Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. |
 | Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition. |
 | Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. |
 | Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door. |
 | I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire. |
 | It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss. |
 | It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. |
 | FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits. |
 | I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. |
 | A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. |
 | Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. |
 | Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick. |
 | One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death. |
 | There's always money in the banana stand |
 | SCREW that game! |
 | Found 'em faster than GWB |
 | Gotta pay the Troll Toll |
 | John Rambo'd! |
 | Gary vs. The K. Man |
 | You are not alone |
 | Thanks for the money! Finished all seven days. |
 | GABAGOOOOOL! Reunited with an old friend. |
 | Holocaust: Part Deux Reunited with an old enemy. |
 | Rain on your Wedding Day Reunited with an old flame. |
 | Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. |
 | Better than POSTAL III Rescued your loyal companion. |
 | My Name is Jesus Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. |
 | Harder than r/gonewild Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. |
 | Adderall4All Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) |
 | Ape Gape |
 | Dick Message |
 | PooMasher |
 | Hobo Sexual |
 | Ginger Mint |
 | Ode to Eddings |
 | Ladies Love Cake |
 | Rich on Reddit Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. |
 | BioShocked Spent $2000 on vending machines. |
 | Gettin DP'd Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. |
 | You Snow Nothing John Blow Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. |
 | RAFIBOMB!!! Kicked 10 people in the balls. |
 | I'm not even supposed to be here today! |
