| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Welcome to the Garden of Madness You are officially ranked 10th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Listen to My Song You are officially ranked 9th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | What's That in Your Hand, a Toy? You are officially ranked 8th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Come and Get Some, Punk! You are officially ranked 7th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Still Just a Bud You are officially ranked 6th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Hahahahaha! You are officially ranked 5th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Let's See What You're Made Of, Country Boy You are officially ranked 4th on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Fuck You, Ya Little Prick! You are officially ranked 3rd on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | You Think You're Bad, Dontcha? You are officially ranked 2nd on the UAA Ranking. | 10points |
 | Sweet Dreams You are officially ranked 1st on the UAA Ranking. | 25points |
 | Keep Practicing Learned every "Memory" technique from Lovikov. | 10points |
 | Milking It! Received a gold medal on Mission 01: Coconut Collector. | 4points |
 | Acres of Money Received a gold medal on Mission 02: Lawn Mowing. | 4points |
 | Gold-Star Garbage Man Received a gold medal on Mission 03: Garbage Collection. | 4points |
 | Fire-Proof Received a gold medal on Mission 04: Gas Stand. | 4points |
 | Highly Dangerous! Received a gold medal on Mission 05: Mine Sweeping. | 4points |
 | Unpaint the Town Received a gold medal on Mission 06: Grafitti Cleaning. | 4points |
 | Here, Kitty Kitty Received a gold medal on Mission 07: Meow Meow. | 4points |
 | Pest Control Received a gold medal on Mission 08: Scorpion Extermination. | 4points |
 | Into the Shining Sea Received a gold medal on Mission 09: Bike Jump. | 4points |
 | Lightweight Collected 7 Lovikov Balls. | 2points |
 | Social Drinker Collected 14 Lovikov Balls. | 3points |
 | Heavy Drinker Collected 21 Lovikov Balls. | 3points |
 | Alcoholic Collected 28 Lovikov Balls. | 4points |
 | Drunkard's Collection Collected 35 Lovikov Balls. | 4points |
 | Bar Connoisseur Collected 42 Lovikov Balls. | 5points |
 | I Love Balls Collected 49 Lovikov Balls. | 5points |
 | Gotta Find the Exit Defeated Henry in the Real Ending and viewed the credits. | 10points |
 | Dressed for Success Completed a Mission from the Job Center while wearing the "MIAMI BASS" or "LOVE TITS" T-shirt. | 3points |
 | 25% Off Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 01: Pizza Butt. | 4points |
 | Killing Fever Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 02: Snake Hall. | 4points |
 | Tapped Out Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 03: Hooligans Parade. | 4points |
 | Home Run Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 04: Baseball Battle. | 4points |
 | 50% Off Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 05: Pizza Butt Returns. | 4points |
 | High School of the Dead Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 06: Sword Master. | 4points |
 | Triple-Digit Killer Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 07: Death Match 100. | 4points |
 | Foul Ball Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 08: Baseball Battle Round 2. | 4points |
 | CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 09: Dark Side Battle. | 4points |
 | Pure Ecstasy Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 10: Tiger Hall. | 4points |
 | 100% Off Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 11: Pizza Butt: The Finale. | 4points |
 | Unarmed and Deadly Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 12: Pro-Wrestling Contest. | 4points |
 | Need for Blood Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 13: Underground. | 4points |
 | Bases Loaded Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 14: Baseball Battle Round 3. | 4points |
 | Against All Odds Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 15: Extreme Fight. | 4points |
 | Shoot-Out Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 16: Armed Hoods. | 4points |
 | Slashing Up the Bus Stop Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 17: Speed Jack. | 4points |
 | You're Going to Grind This for LB$, Aren't You? Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 18: Gamble Fight. | 4points |
 | One and Done Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 19: Single Strike. | 4points |
 | Batter Up Received a gold medal on Assassination Gig 20: Batting Killing Centre. | 4points |
 | You're a Joke! Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #01. | 5points |
 | All Net Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #02. | 5points |
 | Red Paint Job Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #03. | 5points |
 | Bye, Summer Vacation Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #04. | 5points |
 | One-Hit Wonder Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #05. | 5points |
 | Shipment Received Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #06. | 5points |
 | Packing Heat Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #07. | 5points |
 | Truckload of Pain Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #08. | 5points |
 | Hell Ride Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #09. | 5points |
 | Rapid Fire Received a gold medal on Free Fight Mission #10. | 5points |
 | My Favorite Slasher Completed an Assassination Gig from K-Entertainment while wearing the "I LOVE CHAINSAW", "PSYCHO", or "KILLER LODGE" T-shirt and "COYOTE" pants. | 3points |
 | ANARCHY IN THE GALAXY Fired off a special attack 10 times in one game of Pure White Giant Glastonbury. | 5points |
 | STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE Defeated the boss in Pure White Giant Glastonbury. | 3points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Bronze Defeated Death Metal on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Bronze+ Defeated Dr. Peace on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Silver Defeated Shinobu on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Silver+ Defeated Destroyman on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Gold Defeated Holly Summers on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Gold+ Defeated Letz Shake on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 10points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Platinum Defeated Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Platinum+ Defeated Speed Buster on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: Diamond Defeated Bad Girl on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | eBay Loyalty Program: VIP Defeated Jeane on Bitter using only the "Blood Berry" Beam Katana. | 25points |
 | Take It to the Red Zone! Assassin's Way at Full Throttle! Defeated Death Metal on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Trust Your Force Defeated Dr. Peace on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Wiped Away Your Tears? Defeated Shinobu on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Don't Accept Defeat Before the First Punch Has Even Been Thrown! Defeated Destroyman on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | That Careless Attitude of Yours Will Be Your Undoing Defeated Holly Summers on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Only Eternal Damnation Awaits If You Lose Defeated Letz Shake on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | You and I, Travis... We Are Going to Paradise Together Defeated Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | If You Didn't Dream About Me, I'll Fucking Kill You I Swear! Defeated Speed Buster on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Aren't I a Hard-Working Girl? Defeated Bad Girl on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Feelings and Reality Are Two Different Things Defeated Jeane on Mild or higher and received S Ranks on clear time and damage taken. | 10points |
 | Can't Find the Exit... Defeated Henry on Bitter and viewed the credits. | 25points |
 | Naughty Girls Need Spankings Purchased every Belt from Area 51. | 5points |
 | See the World a Little Differently Purchased every pair of Sunglasses from Area 51. | 5points |
 | Full Leather Jacket Purchased every Jacket from Area 51. | 10points |
 | Kill the Past Purchased every T-shirt from Area 51. | 10points |
 | Tailored to Your Liking Purchased every pair of Jeans from Area 51. | 10points |
 | 40/40 Opened every dumpster containing a FAMITSU T-shirt. | 4points |
 | That's Like, Super Rare! Opened every dumpster containing a T-shirt. | 25points |
 | Super Fuerza Found Trading Cards No. 01 - 05 at Townsend Residence. | 3points |
 | Death Metal Collection Found Trading Cards No. 51 - 54 and 136 at Townsend Residence. | 3points |
 | El Bosque Found Trading Cards No. 06 - 10 at Destroy Stadium. | 3points |
 | Venganza Found Trading Cards No. 11 - 15 at Santa Destroy High School. | 3points |
 | La Plata Found Trading Cards No. 16 - 20 at Rounding Body Press Station/Bear Hug Studio. | 3points |
 | El Fuego Found Trading Cards No. 21 - 25 at Body Slam Beach. | 3points |
 | X Cuerno Found Trading Cards No. 26 - 30 at Senton Splash Tunnel. | 3points |
 | El Conejo Found Trading Cards No. 31 - 35 at Bow and Arrow Station. | 3points |
 | El Trueno Found Trading Cards No. 36 - 40 at Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop/Speed City. | 3points |
 | La Lluvia Found Trading Cards No. 41 - 45 at Destroy Stadium Basement. | 3points |
 | Loco Tigre Found Trading Cards No. 46 - 50 at Santa Destroy Junction/Forest of Bewilderment. | 3points |
 | Dr. Peace Collection Found Trading Cards No. 55 - 57 and No. 137 at Destroy Stadium. | 3points |
 | Shinobu Collection Found Trading Cards No. 58 - 61 and 138 at Santa Destroy High School. | 3points |
 | Destroyman Collection Found Trading Cards No. 62 - 67 and 139 at Bear Hug Studio. | 3points |
 | Holly Summers Collection Found Trading Cards No. 68 - 70 and 140 at Body Slam Beach. | 3points |
 | Letz Shake Collection Found Trading Cards No. 71, 72, 88 - 90, 141, and 147 at Senton Splash Tunnel. | 2points |
 | Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii Collection Found Trading Cards No. 73, 74, and 142 at Bow and Arrow Station. | 3points |
 | Speed Buster Collection Found Trading Cards No. 75 - 80 and 143 at Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop/Speed City. | 3points |
 | Bad Girl Collection Found Trading Cards No. 81, 82, and 144 at Destroy Stadium Basement. | 3points |
 | Jeane Collection Found Trading Cards No. 83 - 87, 145, and 146 at Santa Destroy Junction/Forest of Bewilderment. | 3points |
 | These Are Worth a Lot of LBs! Found every Trading Card within Santa Destroy. | 25points |
 | The Prototype Model Purchased the "Tsubaki" Beam Katana from Naomi. | 3points |
 | The Upgraded Model Purchased the "Tsubaki Mk-II" Beam Katana from Naomi. | 5points |
 | The Finished Model Purchased the "Tsubaki Mk-III" Beam Katana from Naomi. | 10points |
 | Unlimited Power Purchased the final upgrade for the "Tsubaki Mk-III" Beam Katana. | 10points |
 | BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE Completed a Free Fight Mission while wearing a full Bizarre Jelly clothing set. Wear your favorite related T-shirt to top it off! | 5points |
 | 69 Techniques to Improve Your Love Making Learned every wrestling move from the Beef Head Videos tapes. | 5points |
 | Burns So Good Completed one round of every training at Thunder Ryu Bldg. Take off your clothes. OFF! | 3points |
 | Strong for Sylvia Completed every training at Thunder Ryu Bldg. Strong stance... Excellent. Just like that. | 25points |
 | Hey, Girl... Played with Jeane in the motel three times without leaving. | 1points |
 | Fuckhead! Performed a 51-kill chain. | 5points |
 | MOE~ Beat the game on Bitter. | 25points |
