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Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Amstrad CPC
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This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck.
Complete Stage 1.
5 points
Hello, is that the BBC? I wish to register a complaint about
Complete Stage 2.
5 points
...people who constantly hold things up by complaining about
Complete Stage 3.
10 points
...people who complain. It's high time something was done.
Complete Stage 4.
10 points
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
Complete Stage 1 with at least 16 cans of spam.
5 points
Spam bacon sausage and spam.
Complete Stage 2 with at least 16 cans of spam.
10 points
Have you got anything without spam?
Complete Stage 3 with at least 16 cans of spam.
10 points
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Complete Stage 4 with at least 16 cans of spam.
25 points
And now for something completely different.
Complete the game with all 4 brain pieces.
50 points
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Find bonus area 1-1.
2 points
Here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises
Find bonus area 1-2.
2 points
...to annoy censors and hopefully spark some sort of controversy
Find bonus area 1-3.
2 points
We serve no meat. We're not only proud, we're smug about it.
Find bonus area 2-2.
3 points
We interrupt this program to annoy you
Find bonus area 2-3.
2 points
...and make things generally irritating.
Find bonus area 2-4.
3 points
I have a silly walk. I'd like a Government grant to develop it.
Find bonus area 3-1.
3 points
Tonight we examine the question, 'Is there a life after death?'
Find bonus area 3-2.
3 points
...and here to discuss it are three dead people.
Find bonus area 3-4.
3 points
Apart from sanitation, education, wine, public order, roads,
Find bonus area 4-1.
3 points
...and irrigation, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Find bonus area 4-3.
5 points
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
Find bonus area 4-4.
5 points
...is no basis for a system of government.
Find bonus area 4-5.
5 points
My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Awful.
Complete the first stage with a time bonus of 456 or more.
10 points
My nipples explode with delight!
Lose 10 million points.
5 points
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Lose 20 million points.
10 points
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Lose 30 million points.
25 points
Superlative knowledge of fermented curd and cheesey comestibles.
Successfully prove you are not a pirate.
1 points
I fart in your general direction.
Find bonus area 2-1.
2 points
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Find bonus area 3-3.
3 points
This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man!
Find bonus area 4-2.
3 points
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