smol quest
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Oh Chute, I Think We Forgot Something Check out the inside of your parachute during your HALO jump | 1 points |
 | This Look Should Make Me More Popular Start the game as a different character | 2 points |
 | I'm a Soldier. I Follow Orders Get to Sokolov without being detected or killing anyone on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | It's the Only Way to Be Sure! Get to Sokolov without being detected after killing at least 14 soldiers on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | A Sorry State Find a mysterious body during the Virtuous Mission | 4 points |
 | I Taught You All I Could Complete the Virtuous Mission and evac from behind enemy lines | 5 points |
 | It's For... Uh... Yeah, I Got Nothin' Spot a poster of Yumi Kikuchi during your insertion | 2 points |
 | Put the Past Behind You Meet The Boss | 5 points |
 | This Gun is the Best Gun Ever Meet your contact at the rendezvous point and defeat the Ocelot Unit | 5 points |
 | The Cat's in the Cradle Defeat the Ocelot Unit in Rassvet without being detected or killing any of them on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | One Day I Learned There Are Other Countries, So I Defected! Hear EVA explain why she did it | 2 points |
 | Don't Whiz On the Electric Fence! In Bolshaya Past, disable every Electric Fence & Claymore and destroy the Provisions Storehouse, Armory & Chopper | 5 points |
 | If the Beret Bothers You, It Bothers Me Shoot off Ocelot's hat | 2 points |
 | That's More of a Revolver Technique Spin guns with Ocelot til he doesn't want to play anymore | 4 points |
 | MROW! Defeat Major Ocelot using lethal means | 5 points |
 | He's Still Young Defeat Major Ocelot using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | You Don't Have What it Takes to Kill Me Defeat Major Ocelot before he can reload his guns without using automatic weapons on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | CRAB BATTLE! You've encountered some kind of cave demon... Counter-balance the knife, quick-slash, retract | 5 points |
 | Not the Bees! Defeat the Pain using lethal means | 5 points |
 | Let's Bee Friends Defeat the Pain using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | Beauty is in the Eye of the Bee-Holder! Defeat the Pain without taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Once Upon a Time... The End Eliminate The End before having to face him in battle | 10 points |
 | It's a Trap! Trigger every trap in Graniny Gorki South without being caught in any of them | 10 points |
 | The Drunk Mind Speaks the Sober Heart Meet Granin | 5 points |
 | Model Gear Spotted 2 Spot the two Metal Gear models in Granin's office | 2 points |
 | Don't Fear the Reaper Defeat The Fear using lethal means | 5 points |
 | Face Your Fear Defeat The Fear using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | Nothing to Fear Defeat The Fear without taking damage or using weapons except food on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Grandpa, I Miss You. Grandpa, I Miss You Capture The End's bird alive and then send it back to its master | 5 points |
 | It Tastes Just Like Chicken! Capture The End's bird alive and then consume it while fighting him | 5 points |
 | Reach For the Sky! Hold up The End three times | 5 points |
 | Don't Wanna Close My Eyes! Fall asleep on the battlefield while fighting The End | 5 points |
 | That Fight Got Old Spend a week fighting The End til he gets tired of you and just dies | 5 points |
 | Fin Defeat The End using lethal means | 5 points |
 | To Be Continued Defeat The End using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | Just an Old Killer Defeat The End without him firing a single shot on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | I Feel Like I've Done This Befur Neutralize the Ocelot Unit in Sokrovenno without being detected or killing any of them on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | I'm Still in a Dream, Snake Eater Climb up the ladder | 5 points |
 | Retae Ekans ,Maerd a ni Llits M'i Climb back down the ladder | 5 points |
 | Love or Hate? Rendezvous with Eva at the Krasnogorje Ruins | 5 points |
 | They Call Me Heat Miser Defeat The Fury using lethal means | 5 points |
 | Let Off Some Steam Defeat The Fury using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | Anger Management Defeat The Fury without firing a gun or RPG or using life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Huh. Radio. What's Going On With That Radio? Unlock all the locked doors in Groznyj Grad East Wing | 5 points |
 | You're... a Man!? Demote Major Raikov's privates | 5 points |
 | Thanks For That, Boss! May I Have Another? While disguised as an enemy officer, punch another enemy officer in the face for not wearing his hat | 3 points |
 | Kept You Waiting, Huh? Locate Sokolov in Groznyj Grad | 10 points |
 | That All You've Got? Take no damage during the torture sequence | 5 points |
 | Despair Has Its Own Calms Wake up from a terrible nightmare | 10 points |
 | Oh My Gosh! Don't You Know I'm a Savage? Defeat enough enemies to escape the nightmare without taking damage and without running out of time | 25 points |
 | Attack of the Vampire Doughnuts Talk to your support staff about the nightmare you had | 5 points |
 | I Guess Not All Americans Are Dogs Befriend Johnny | 5 points |
 | Fake It Til You Make It Escape your cell using the fake death pill and escape the torture room before Johnny notices | 5 points |
 | A Little Beauty Sleep Never Hurt Anyone Put Johnny to sleep, open the cell door and escape the torture room before he wakes up | 5 points |
 | I'm in Deep Shit Escape the torture room while Johnny is in the bathroom | 5 points |
 | The Great Escape Escape Groznyj Grad without being detected or killing anyone on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | The Dead Are Not Silent Defeat the Sorrow | 10 points |
 | You Enjoy All the Killing! That's Why! Defeat the Sorrow with a body count of at least 100 on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | NSFW Content Is Not Allowed On Retroachievements! Reunite with Eva in the cave with the transmitter still in your body | 10 points |
 | Nice Package! Take a shortcut to the Main Wing Hangar | 5 points |
 | Gotcha This Time! Plant the 4 C3 charges | 5 points |
 | I'm So Hoppy I'm Glowing! Throw out a live Tree Frog and a Russian Glowcap while fighting Volgin | 5 points |
 | I Fall to My Knees. I Cry and I Cry. Love, Do Not Pass Me By! Troll Colonel Volgin by dressing up as his friend and giving him a salute! | 5 points |
 | Kuwabara, Kuwabara Defeat Colonel Volgin using lethal means | 5 points |
 | You're Grounded Until You Conduct Yourself Properly! Defeat Colonel Volgin using non-lethal means | 10 points |
 | Son of the Boss Defeat Colonel Volgin using only CQC with at least 2:00 left on the timer on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | The Treading Behemoth Destroy the Shagohod and defeat the pilot using lethal means | 10 points |
 | You Were the Lightning in That Rain Defeat the Shagohod's pilot using non-lethal means | 25 points |
 | Don't Tread On Me Destroy the Shagohod without Snake or EVA taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Bros Before Hoes Treat Snake's injuries first | 5 points |
 | But What Happened When You Were 17!? Interrogate EVA to find out the secret code! | 3 points |
 | The Commie Bastard Gets No Food! Get EVA from the crash site to the lake without feeding her, being spotted or killing any soldiers on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | I'll Save These For Later! Capture three white snakes alive | 5 points |
 | A True Patriot Defeat The Boss using lethal means | 10 points |
 | Loyalty to Your Mission, or Loyalty to Me? Defeat The Boss using non-lethal means | 25 points |
 | In Sheer Technique, I'll Never Beat Her Defeat The Boss without taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | You Are Above Even the Boss Defeat The Boss using only CQC and no life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | We'll Meet Again Someday Watch two lovers reunite and depart together | 5 points |
 | You're Pretty Good! Win the duel | 10 points |
 | You're Pretty Bad! Lose the duel | 5 points |
 | No Time Paradox Today! Choose the loaded gun but don't fire | 5 points |
 | Consistency is For Lesser Writers! Choose the loaded gun and fire but miss | 5 points |
 | An Ocelot Never Lets His Prey Escape Spot a friend who came to observe the ceremony | 5 points |
 | You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round Make Snake dizzy until he throws up | 2 points |
 | Problem Solved, Series Over Create a time paradox | 2 points |
 | Some Days Feast on a tree frog in the rain | 2 points |
 | Just Cuz Destroy all the enemy armories | 10 points |
 | Gotta Go Fast! Destroy all the enemy provisions storehouses | 10 points |
 | Camo Index, Shmamo Index! Survive five consecutive minutes in high alert wearing the GA-KO suit and using no life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | We're Fine, We're All Fine Here. How Are You? Call off an alert using the radio | 2 points |
 | Music Soothes the Soul Listen to every Healing Radio frequency | 5 points |
 | The Name's Snake. Naked Snake Call the Boss while wearing the tuxedo | 2 points |
 | No Reason At All Ask Major Zero why they keep blowin' up | 1 points |
 | Zero Hour Ask Major Zero where the name 'Zero' came from | 2 points |
 | Naught to Worry Tell Major Zero about what happened with The Sorrow | 2 points |
 | Cuban Cigar Crisis Call Para-Medic while smoking a cigar | 1 points |
 | A Rational Response Ask Para-Medic about a Russian Ration after eating one | 1 points |
 | That Was Pretty Weird Ask Para-Medic about the Green Tree Python before eating one | 1 points |
 | This Isn't Interesting Ask Para-Medic about the Tree Frog before eating it | 1 points |
 | A Shitty Meal Ask Para-Medic about the Rabbit | 1 points |
 | Needs Garlic Ask Para-Medic about the Vampire Bat | 1 points |
 | I Will Feel a Glow Just Thinking of You Ask Para-Medic about the Russian Glowcap before eating one then eat it and call her back | 2 points |
 | Your Brain is a Sponge-Like Substance! Ask Para-Medic about the Fly Agaric mushroom before eating one, then eat one | 1 points |
 | Guinea Pig Ask Para-Medic before and after eating a Spatsa mushroom | 2 points |
 | The Most Trusted Name in Guides Ask Para-Medic about the Ural Luminescent mushroom before eating one, then eat it and call her back | 2 points |
 | Yup. He's a Cannibal... Consume human flesh and then talk to Para-Medic about it | 2 points |
 | Worth It After All Learn about the Tsuchinoko from Para-Medic before catching one, then catch one and call her back | 5 points |
 | It's a Dog Eat Dog World Almost ask Para-Medic how the attack dogs taste | 2 points |
 | You Like to Stirrup Trouble Ask Para-Medic about the horse | 1 points |
 | Shaken and Stirred Talk to Para-Medic about 007: From Russia With Love | 2 points |
 | Fear, Hostility, and Alienation Talk to Para-Medic about War of the Worlds | 2 points |
 | Yo Mama So Scary, They Moved Halloween to Her Birthday Talk to Para-Medic about My Mother Was a Teenage Spider-Queen From Mars... Twice | 2 points |
 | Stripped of Power Call Sigint while you're naked | 2 points |
 | Normal Isn't Cute Talk to Sigint about the GA-KO camo | 2 points |
 | Lip Service Talk to Sigint about the mask | 2 points |
 | It's REALLY Powerful. Especially Against Living Things Talk to Sigint about the Zombie face paint | 2 points |
 | Turning Japanese I Think I'm Turning Japanese I Really Think So Talk to Sigint about the Kabuki and Oyama face paints | 2 points |
 | That's Knife to Know Talk to Sigint about the knife | 2 points |
 | Infinite Ammo! Talk to Sigint about the Patriot | 2 points |
 | Only Youuuu Can Make This World Seem Bright... Talk to Sigint about the box | 2 points |
 | P-H-A-T! Talk to EVA about the Calorie Mate | 2 points |
 | A Heart of Broken Glass, Defiled Find out about Ocelot's past from EVA | 3 points |
 | Fine Literature Call EVA before escaping Groznyj Grad to make sure she didn't lose any of your equipment, especially your book | 2 points |
 | The Serpent Beguiled Me and I Did Eat Confront EVA about your missing food | 2 points |
 | The Adorable Alligator Dorks Call Sigint and Para-Medic about the Croc Cap, then talk to EVA about it | 2 points |
 | A Proportionate Response Ask Major Zero about Tatyana, then ask EVA about her and call her back later to find out more | 3 points |
 | Zero Tolerance Unlock all four personal data pages on Major Zero | 5 points |
 | Doctor Duck Unlock all four personal data pages on Para-Medic | 5 points |
 | Data Breach Unlock all four personal data pages on Sigint | 5 points |
 | The Apple of My Eye Unlock all four personal data pages on EVA | 5 points |
 | Gymnophobia Find the Thermal Goggles, SVD, XM16E1 & M37 during the Virtuous Mission | 5 points |
 | Fear of Nudity Find the AK-47, Mine Detector, Box A, Thermal Goggles, Raindrop Camo, & Zombie Face Paint before defeating the Ocelot Unit | 5 points |
 | Every Girl Crazy Bout a Sharp-Dressed Snake Find the GA-KO, Splitter, Choco Chip & Water camos, Snow face paint & Crocodile Cap before reaching the crevice | 5 points |
 | Let There Be Light Find the Torch, Night-Vision Goggles, M37 and Snow Camo in Chornaya Peschera Cave before encountering The Pain | 5 points |
 | Weapons and Equipment OSP Find the SVD, XM16E1, Cig Gas Spray, Handkerchief, Fly camo, Desert & Oyama face paints before encountering The Fear | 5 points |
 | Mr. Utility Belt Find the Sneaking Suit, Water & Kabuki face paints, M63, RPG-7, Scorpion SMG, Camera & Box B & C before planting the C3 | 10 points |
 | Patience is a Virtue Complete the Virtuous Mission with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | If You Run Around Like an Idiot You're Bound to be Spotted Get from Dremuchij East to Rassvet with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Camouflage Helps You Blend In With Your Surroundings Get from Rassvet to the Crevice with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | American Soldiers Rely Too Much on Ready-Made Equipment After The Pain, reach Granin's office with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Snake, Why Are You Naked? After meeting Granin, reach The Fear with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | It Feels Good After The Fear, reach The End with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Is There a Way to Take Off My Pants? After The Ladder, reach The Fury with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | This Fox Unit is a Nutfest! After The Fury, neutralize Raikov with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Your Codename Will Be Naked Snake Return to Groznyj Grad and plant the C3 with no alerts, kills, other weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Lookin' Good, Snake! Locate all collectible uniforms and face paint | 25 points |
 | The Frogs Look Unhoppy Find and eliminate all Kerotans during the Virtuous Mission | 5 points |
 | Prince Charming Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Dremuchij, Dolidnovodno, Rassvet, Chornyj Prud & Bolshaya areas during Operation: Snake Eater | 5 points |
 | FrOgGy...? WhErE ARe YouUUuU? Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Chyornaya Peschera Cave, Ponizovje & Graniny Gorki areas | 5 points |
 | He Slimed Me Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Svyatogornyj, Sokrovenno, Krasnogorje & Underground Tunnel areas | 5 points |
 | It's Not Slime, It's Mucus! Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Groznyj Grad & Tikhogornyj areas | 5 points |
 | It's Not Easy Being Green Find and eliminate all Kerotans during the Bike Chase and Rail Bridge sections | 10 points |
 | I Call Him Jeremiah Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Lazorovje & Rokovoj Bereg areas | 5 points |
 | Croak & Dagger Find and eliminate all 64 Kerotans | 25 points |
 | Frank Jaeger Find every type of food on the game | 25 points |
 | Thou Shalt Not Eat Eat the 3 forbidden creatures | 10 points |
 | Venus in Cancer Return to the US with a live Parrot | 25 points |
 | Can I Eat It Now? Return to the US with a live Tsuchinoko | 25 points |
 | I Call Her Lamarr Return to the US with a leech still on Snake | 50 points |
 | Recruit Complete the game on Very Easy or higher difficulty | 1 points |
 | Rookie Complete the game on Easy or higher difficulty | 5 points |
 | Soldier Complete the game on Normal or higher difficulty | 10 points |
 | Veteran Complete the game on Hard or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Green Beret Complete the game on Extreme or higher difficulty | 25 points |
 | Fox Complete the game on European Extreme difficulty | 50 points |
 | Age Hasn't Slowed You Down One Bit Complete the game in less than five hours | 25 points |
 | Never Be Game Over Complete the game with 0 continues used | 25 points |
 | That Ninja Complete the game with 0 alerts | 25 points |
 | Peace Walker Complete the game with 0 kills | 25 points |
 | Pain is an Illusion. Pain is in the Mind Complete the game with 0 life meds used | 25 points |
 | Not a Movie Fan Complete the game with 25 or less saves | 25 points |
 | What a Beautiful Body You Have Complete the game with 5 or less life bars of damage | 25 points |
 | That Armor is Impenetrable! Complete the game with 20 or less serious injuries | 25 points |
 | The Greatest Soldier of the 20th Century Complete the game with a Foxhound rating | 100 points |
