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McPixel 3

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achievements (93)

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Red HerringRed Herring
It worked!
PeealotPeealot
Peeing upside down since 2012!
Made it all the way!Made it all the way!
And what for?
It's good to be short!It's good to be short!
But not always!
Beat dude with another dude!Beat dude with another dude!
Where's my dude, dude?
What what?What what?
Where did it go?
You scared it!You scared it!
You monster!
The birth of a salary manThe birth of a salary man
Born to work (aren't we all?)
I command this caterpillar!I command this caterpillar!
Go and search for fake money!
Food thief!Food thief!
The food belongs to the colony!
Forbidden love!Forbidden love!
Ahh, will they ever be together?
I peed your pants.I peed your pants.
WHAT?
Learn to love!Learn to love!
That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Dead end!Dead end!
Haha!
McPixel is mom now!McPixel is mom now!
Free range mom, too!
CGAWAVECGAWAVE
It's the new best thing!
Nuclear dumpster diving!Nuclear dumpster diving!
What can we find here?
Hello World!Hello World!
I drew this!
Manual trasmission chopper!Manual trasmission chopper!
They don't make them like they used to!
Ice Swimming!Ice Swimming!
It's the new cool thing!
You can't hitch a bus!You can't hitch a bus!
Or can you?
Do you have a spare asteroid?Do you have a spare asteroid?
I might be addicted.
I can't believe you've done that!I can't believe you've done that!
He was sleeping!
Slay the lamb!Slay the lamb!
It will bring upon destruction!
My people need me!My people need me!
And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Shoot'em up!Shoot'em up!
Wait, that's not what it's called!
Well done!Well done!
Congratulations!
Now that's a danger noodleNow that's a danger noodle
With a case of nuclear munchies!
Let some fresh air in!Let some fresh air in!
Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
I love computersI love computers
So good
Thanks for waiting!Thanks for waiting!
You shouldn't have!
The funniest joke in the worldThe funniest joke in the world
It even tells you when to laugh!
Is there candy inside?Is there candy inside?
One way to find out!
And this is how I met him...And this is how I met him...
Pants down best looking guy in town!
My car is so pushyMy car is so pushy
Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Wrong wire!Wrong wire!
Sorry, you messed up.
It's my car!It's my car!
Gotta make sure it smells like it!
You have a right to remain silent!You have a right to remain silent!
It's only fair!
What I always wanted to be when I grow up!What I always wanted to be when I grow up!
No human, no worries!
You won't make it back in time.You won't make it back in time.
Not a chance.
Right in the jimmy!Right in the jimmy!
It was in self defense!
You're a snack!You're a snack!
...for workgroups!
The bar for this dive was high!The bar for this dive was high!
It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Keep your feet on the ground!Keep your feet on the ground!
Or are you burnt out already?
Touchdown!Touchdown!
Wait, wrong sports!
Closing the gap!Closing the gap!
Baby steps!
What's your goal there?What's your goal there?
Eh?
BURPBURP
CLOSED
Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!
It was just a phase!
Way to go!Way to go!
Feels like the end of the world
Take this on your way down!Take this on your way down!
Down low!
Awww, you didn't have to!Awww, you didn't have to!
Must've been love!
Imma just hide in the cornerImma just hide in the corner
Wait for this to blow over
Giving up is a virtue!Giving up is a virtue!
And worth it sometimes too!
It's pants time!It's pants time!
Wow!
Please don't come again!Please don't come again!
Ouch!
Not THAT game!Not THAT game!
What's the word?
I understand!I understand!
It's the language of my people!
Back my fish up!Back my fish up!
Pow!
YesYes
This is the correct thing to do.
BRB, gotta catch the train!BRB, gotta catch the train!
It's a bullet-time-train!
Ok, bye!Ok, bye!
Weeeeeee!
The defendant is ready!The defendant is ready!
Objection!
Pee my ride!Pee my ride!
Full of gold!
Uno, dos, tresUno, dos, tres
Quattro!
This is my missile!This is my missile!
It has been marked!
This is fishy!This is fishy!
Need to investigate!
Take care of your eyeballs!Take care of your eyeballs!
Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Why did you pick this up?Why did you pick this up?
You know what this is, right?
Why did you break it?Why did you break it?
Someone's gonna need it!
You got hit by a smooth golden bar!You got hit by a smooth golden bar!
You are now worthy
That's all of them!That's all of them!
Poor dudes!
Throw it all away!Throw it all away!
Way to go!
Babies are evil!Babies are evil!
But aren't we all?
Achievement Number 1Achievement Number 1
Congratulations!
DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!
Why would you do that?
Can I get an 'amen'?Can I get an 'amen'?
No? Ok.
Express elevator!Express elevator!
Bye!
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
No.
DiligentDiligent
It's actually quicker this way too.
That was unnecessary.That was unnecessary.
At least you got an achievement, tho.
Do the worm!Do the worm!
Yes!
Better call Sos!Better call Sos!
He knows all the solutions!
The day is saved!The day is saved!
Yay!
All gags you can eat!All gags you can eat!
You found them!
Stop beating my game!Stop beating my game!
Heeey!
There is nothing else!There is nothing else!
You have found all gags in the world!
You can p** the dogYou can p** the dog
Can I get a retweet for this?
Date poacher!Date poacher!
At least it worked!
Barbeque in my pants!Barbeque in my pants!
It's hot!
Poop goes ploop!Poop goes ploop!
Ploop!
Everybody clap!Everybody clap!
That's a good landing!
Clear the path!Clear the path!
And get on it!
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