| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | And a Happy New Year Collect the Nancy Magic; this is considered a cheat and blocks non-cheat achievements. | 3points |
 | Merry Christmas... Collect the Roddy Magic; this is considered a cheat and blocks non-cheat achievements. | 3points |
 | Ya Filthy Animal! Collect the David Magic; this is considered a cheat and blocks non-cheat achievements. | 3points |
 | Four? Make It Five, I'm Not Driving Collect 5 cookies to gain HP. | 1points |
 | Compliments of the Plaza Hotel Collect 6 slices of pizza to get an extra life. | 1points |
 | What's That Sound? Collect a bell power-up. | 2points |
 | What Kind of Idiots Do You Have Working Here? Escape from The Hotel. | 5points |
 | Uncle Rob? Aunt Georgette? Escape from The Uncle's Townhouse. | 5points |
 | That's Not Aftershave, Marv. That's Kerosene Collect the aftershave power-up. | 3points |
 | SUCK BRICK KID! Get crushed by a safe. | 2points |
 | Let's Go for a Little Stroll in the Park Escape from Central Park. | 5points |
 | C'mon, Let's Get out of Here Before Somebody Sees Us Find the secret area in Central Park. | 5points |
 | Beat that, You Little Trout Sniffer Score 24,000 points. | 10points |
 | If You Can't Do any Better than that Kid, You're Gonna Lose Beat the game in under 12 minutes. | 10points |
 | You Guys Give Up? Have You Had Enough Pain? Beat the game with the lowest possible score of 770 points | 25points |
 | Don't You Know a Kid Always Wins Against Two Idiots? Defeat the Wet Bandits and reunite with your parents. | 25points |
 | It's Awfully Cold Outside Pick up the blowtorch even if it's totally useless. | 3points |
 | Hello! Anybody home? Visit only 2 rooms in The Uncle's Townhouse before escaping. | 5points |
 | Nine-Year-Olds Rob Candy Stores, Marv... Collect the second candy cane power-up. | 2points |
 | I Cross My Heart and Hope (not) to Die - Part IV Defeat the Wet Bandits without losing HP. | 10points |
 | I Cross My Heart and Hope (not) to Die - Part III Escape from The Uncle's Townhouse without losing HP or dying. | 5points |
 | I Cross My Heart and Hope (not) to Die - Part I Escape from The Hotel without losing HP or dying. | 10points |
 | I Cross My Heart and Hope (not) to Die - Part II Escape from Central Park without losing HP or dying. | 10points |
 | What Store Is Gonna Make the Most Cash on Christmas Eve? Collect the first candy cane power-up. | 2points |
 | I Believe Ya... But My Tommy Gun Don't! Beat the game having only fired the dart gun once and without using any other weapon. | 10points |
