
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
| The Not-So Dynamic Duo Defeat Ada Mendoza and Captain Gonzalez (Mission 1) | 2points | |
| A Knuckle Sandwich, Bon Appetit! Defeat Alexander (Mission 1) | 2points | |
| Straight from Davy Jones' Locker Defeat Kraken (Mission 1) | 2points | |
| "So was there ever a Captain?" Defeat Mask De Pedro (Mission 1) | 2points | |
| The Belly Flop of Doom Defeat Ada Mendoza and Captain Gonzalez (Mission 2) | 2points | |
| The Omakase is my Fist in your Face! Defeat Jumbo Matsu (Mission 2) | 2points | |
| This isn't a Tentacle Hentai Defeat Kraken (Mission 2) | 2points | |
| "Guess I'm the Captain now" Defeat Mask De Pedro (Mission 2) | 3points | |
| "A Captain must go down with their ship" Defeat Ada Mendoza and Captain Gonzalez (Mission 3) | 2points | |
| Must Have Gotten a Bad Fortune Cookie Defeat Master Yang (Mission 3) | 2points | |
| "Wait, how'd you get up here?" Defeat Kraken (Mission 3) | 2points | |
| "Decoy Octopus did a better job than you!" Defeat Mask De Pedro (Mission 3) | 3points | |
| Easy Peasey, Lemon Squeazy Complete Mission 1 | 3points | |
| Hurt Me Plenty Complete Mission 2 | 5points | |
| To Hell and Back Complete Mission 3 | 10points | |
| My Name's Not John. Or Bruce. Finish any Mission with Bruno | 2points | |
| Chun-Li would be proud Finish any Mission with Jean | 2points | |
| Tough as Nails. And he eats them too! Finish any Mission with Eddie | 2points | |
| Surviving is Nothing, Really Complete Mission 1 without dying | 25points | |
| Just Saving Some Quarters Complete Mission 2 without dying | 25points | |
| Bow before the Deka Champion! Complete Mission 3 without dying | 50points | |
| Woo! High Score!!! Finish Mission 1 with at least 100,000 points | 10points | |
| "Okay, now that's just Showing Off" Finish Mission 2 with at least 100,000 points | 25points | |
| You've got Mad Skillz Finish Mission 3 with at least 100,000 points | 25points | |
| Ain't Over Till the Fat Lady Sings In any Mission, defeat Ada Mendoza, Captain Gonzalez and their henchmen without taking damage | 10points | |
| The Chef Has Left the Cruise Ship In any Mission, defeat Alexander, Jumbo Matsu, or Master Yang without taking damage | 10points | |
| Fried Calamari In any Mission, defeat Kraken without taking damage | 50points | |
| Shark Bait In any Mission, defeat Mask De Pedro without taking damage | 25points | |
| Happy Trails, Hongo In any Mission, defeat Wolf Hongo without taking damage | 50points | |
| Action Survivor Complete Stage 1 in Survival Mode | 10points | |
| Serial Asskicker Complete Stage 2 in Survival Mode | 25points | |
| One Man Army Complete Stage 3 in Survival Mode | 50points | |
| Yippee Kay Yay!!! Finish any Mission with Bruno, using his Die Hard Arcade outfit. Maybe his name is John now... | 3points | |
| Not on Holiday Anymore! Finish any Mission with Cindy | 2points | |
| Now the Real Showdown Begins! Complete Mission 4 | 25points | |
| What is this, a Time Crisis? Complete Mission 5 | 25points | |
| Dead Men Tell No Tales Complete Mission 6 | 50points | |
| A Collection to Surpass the Louvre!!! Collect and view all Illustrations (including the ones from the Detonator Pack) | 50points |