| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Now I Have a Machine-Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho. Collect a submachine gun and a radio within a minute of starting the game | 5points |
 | Do I Sound Like I'm Ordering a Pizza?! Get to the roof and radio the police before the first lock is released | 5points |
 | Orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger Find a blueprint and a rocket | 2points |
 | Take This Under Advisement, Jerkweed! Destroy the main computer before the second lock is released | 10points |
 | There Are Rules For Policemen, So My Captain Keeps Telling Me Kill Heinrich and get the detonators before the third lock is released | 5points |
 | Welcome to the Party, Pal! Get in contact with Al Powell | 3points |
 | The Quarterback is Toast! Witness the police raid go less than well | 2points |
 | I'll Never Even Think About Going Up in a Tall Building Again Rescue the hostages on the roof and get off of it in one piece | 5points |
 | Shoulda Heard Your Brother Squeal! Eliminate Karl before going to the 30th floor | 10points |
 | All Things Being Equal, I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia Complete the game after calling the cops and allowing the roof to be destroyed | 25points |
 | Happy Trails, Hans Complete the game after calling the cops and without letting the roof be destroyed | 25points |
 | Fists With Your Toes Complete the game without letting your feet meter reach 0 | 50points |
 | Fly in the Ointment. Monkey in the Wrench. Pain in the Ass Reach the 30th floor with only 3 crooks remaining and eliminate them all | 50points |
 | You Made a Pretty Good Cowboy Yourself, Hans Complete the game without calling the cops and without letting the roof be destroyed | 25points |
 | Probably Some Stock Broker, Got Depressed Knock a thug out the window | 5points |
 | Send in the Car. Send in the Caaar Prevent the destruction of the Police's RV and get off the 4th floor before you're locked in | 10points |
 | Oops Blow up the roof yourself | 3points |
 | Since I'm Moving Up To Kidnapping, You Should Be More Polite Prevent Hans from destroying the roof but allow him to get away | 10points |
 | John Wayne Doesn't Walk Off Into the Sunset With Grace Kelly Die in the final battle with Hans but take him with you | 25points |
 | Come Out to the Coast, We'll Get Together, Have a Few Laughs Complete the game without calling the cops and allowing the roof to be destroyed | 25points |
 | Now I Know What a TV Dinner Feels Like Complete the game without using an elevator | 50points |
 | Yippie-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker! Complete the game in Advanced Mode | 50points |
