| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Furon Commander Completed all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon. | 35 | |
| Apocalypse Right Now Completed all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlocked all Landing Zones. | 90 | |
| Brain Surgeon Collected 5000000 Furon DNA. | 30 | |
| Sacred Son of Arkvoodle Activated all of the Landing Zones in each Invasion Site. | 30 | |
| Furon Factfinder Found all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon. | 20 | |
| The Emperor's Agent Completed all odd jobs in the game. | 40 | |
| Red Scare Destroyed 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon. | 35 | |
| Carnie Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games. | 20 | |
| Big Fromage Completed all story missions in Belleville. | 30 | |
| Flyswatter Took down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones. | 20 | |
| The Francodyne Connection Destroyed 15 Francodyne Guards. | 25 | |
| Belleville Beneficiary Found all the Furon Nails in Belleville. | 20 | |
| DAHM Master Found all 8 DAHMs. | 25 | |
| Arc de Umph Belleville - Threw a human above the Arc. | 10 | |
| Barge Boomer Belleville - Destroyed the barges. | 10 | |
| Furon in the Sky Liquified 100 buildings with the Death Ray. | 20 | |
| Zen Master Completed all Missions in Shen Long. | 25 | |
| Biochemist Collected 1000000 Furon DNA. | 25 | |
| Pox's Apprentice Completed half of the Odd Jobs in the game. | 20 | |
| Destroy All Humans! Destroyed 1,979 Humans. | 20 | |
| Massive Damage Trashed 500 vehicles. | 20 | |
| Definitely Not in Kansas Shen Long - Unleashed the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air. | 10 | |
| Furoball Dribbler Bounced 100 humans with the Superballer. | 20 | |
| Fist of Furon Destroyed 15 Triads in Shen Long. | 20 | |
| Shen Long Scout Found all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long. | 20 | |
| Monkish Bowling Shen Long - Used the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw. | 10 | |
| Crypto Sutra Completed all Paths of Enlightenment. | 90 | |
| Fist Master Used the Temporal Fist 75 times. | 20 | |
| A-Lister Completed all story missions in Sunnywood. | 20 | |
| Sunnywood Seeker Found all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood. | 20 | |
| Globeclotter Sunnywood - Destroyed several humans within 3 seconds with the globe. | 10 | |
| The 'Wood Sunnywood - Destroyed "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign . | 10 | |
| Horticulturist Fed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap. | 20 | |
| Donut Holed Sunnywood - Threw a civilian through the donut hole. | 10 | |
| THQ 1138 Destroyed 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood. | 20 | |
| High Roller Completed all story missions in Las Paradiso. | 20 | |
| Proctologist Probed 100 humans with the Anal Probe. | 20 | |
| Shock Trooper Shocked 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic. | 20 | |
| Biologist Collected 10000 Furon DNA. | 20 | |
| Paradiso Pursuer Found all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso. | 20 | |
| Pro-Pain Las Paradiso - Shot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building. | 10 | |
| Sleeps with the Fishes Destroyed 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso. | 20 |
