| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Beat the game without taking any damage! You're a God! |
 | Entered cheat code! You cheated! |
 | Didn't spend any money! What are you saving up for? |
 | You defeated the first boss! Hardly an achievement, but you get one anyway! |
 | You defeated the second boss! Well done! |
 | You defeated the third boss! Now we both know you didn't do this on your first go! |
 | You beat the game! Perseverance, I like it! |
 | You defeated the last boss! You did it, you actually did it! Good job! |
 | You never messed up a combo! You're a true warrior! |
 | You lost every mini game! Don't play slots! |
