| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Got a Car and a Date Complete "Welcome to the Age of Metal" |
 | Start a Revolution Complete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell" |
 | Thick as a Baby's Arm Complete "Lair of the Metal Queen" |
 | Hair Remover Complete "Battle for Bladehenge" |
 | French Kiss Instructor Complete "Pilgrimage of Screams" |
 | Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff Complete "Sanctuary of Sin" |
 | Ran to the Hills Complete "It's Raining Death" |
 | Fistful of Fog Complete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves" |
 | No More Tears Complete "Sea of Black Tears" |
 | Overkill Complete all hunting secondary missions |
 | Squeal Like a Chicken Complete all racing secondary missions |
 | Protector Complete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions |
 | Metal God Achieve 100% completion on the stats screen |
 | Serpent Samaritan Free 40 Bound Serpents |
 | Serpent Spanker Free 80 Bound Serpents |
 | Serpent Savior Free all 120 Bound Serpents |
 | One Hit Wonder Purchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge |
 | Loyal Customer Purchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge |
 | Virtuoso Learn all guitar solos |
 | Tourist View all vistas |
 | Now You Must Tell the Tale View all Legends |
 | Voices From Beyond Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal |
 | Flowerslave Summon all Motor Forges |
 | Practice Bloody Practice Win an AI stage battle - any difficulty |
 | Victör Win a ranked multiplayer match |
 | Subjügator Win 10 match-made multiplayer battles. |
 | Cönquerer Win 50 match-made multiplayer battles. |
 | Master of the Flame Double Team with every Ironheade unit |
 | Master of the Tear Double Team with every Drowning Doom unit |
 | Master of the Blood Double Team with every Tainted Coil unit |
 | Armchair General Win a single-player Stage Battle against the AI using only orders |
 | Favored Acquire 3,000 Fire Tributes |
 | Sellout Spend 250,000 fans - any mode |
 | Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper Slay 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode |
 | I've never touched an axe before Personally smote 300 enemies - any mode |
 | Silence, ground walker! Gain 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode |
 | Six Degrees of Schafer Play with or against another player who has this Achievement |
 | Ringleader Trap 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team |
 | Painkiller Kill 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher |
 | Dollpocalypse Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team |
 | Euthanasia Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team |
 | Death From Above Kill 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death |
 | Coolest Thing Ever Jump over a Hextadon in the Deuce |
 | Beast Master Ride one of every ridable animal. |
 | Boar Bather Ride a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale. |
 | Quill Tosser Kill a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins |
 | Groupie Complete Campaign mode on Gentle |
 | Roadie Complete Campaign mode on Normal |
 | Legend Complete Campaign mode on Brütal |
 | Iron Fist Win an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty |
 | Carnivore Run down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped. |
 | If You Want Blood, You Got It Kill 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger. |
 | Cry Me a River Kill 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow. |
 | Beard Beard Action Beard! Make out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads. |
 | A Face Like a Beast Kill 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads. |
 | Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist Play a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps. |
 | Hammer of Fate Champion Win 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI. |
 | Whispering Rock Chisel four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore. |
 | Norwegian Sendoff Visit the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads. |
