| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly Complete episode 1 (warp hub must be locked). | 3points |
 | Alice’s Adventure Through the Windshield Glass Complete episode 2 (warp hub must be locked). | 5points |
 | Firecrackers: The Silent Killer Complete episode 3 (warp hub must be locked). | 5points |
 | Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds Complete episode 4 (warp hub must be locked). | 10points |
 | Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory Complete episode 5 by pressing the button to door 3 (warp hub must be locked). | 3points |
 | Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die Complete episode 6 by pressing the button to door 4 (warp hub must be locked). | 3points |
 | The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair Complete episode 7 (warp hub must be locked). | 10points |
 | The Erotic Adventures of Hercules Complete episode 8 (warp hub must be locked). | 5points |
 | The Muppets Go Medieval Complete episode 9. | 10points |
 | America’s Funniest Tornadoes Complete episode 10 (warp hub must be locked). | 5points |
 | Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms Complete episode 11 (warp hub must be locked). | 5points |
 | Dial M for Murderousness Complete episode 12 by pushing the button to door 6 (warp hub must be locked). | 10points |
 | Get Confident, Stupid! Complete episode 13 and beat the game. | 25points |
 | Good Heavens! You Can’t Wear That in This Neighborhood! Save all the babes in episode 1. | 3points |
 | Looks Like You’ve Got Yourself in a Bit of Trouble There... Save all the babes in episode 2. | 5points |
 | Wait Didn’t I Ditch You Back on Pluto? Save all the babes in episode 3. | 5points |
 | Now You Just Hang in There Babe and I’ll Be Right Back Save all the babes in episode 4. | 10points |
 | Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Head, Blasto to the Rescue! Save the babe in episode 5 (she can still transform and it counts). | 3points |
 | Masterpieces of Suspension: Golden Gate Bridge & That Bra Save all the babes in episode 6. | 3points |
 | Hey Honey, You Need a Little Help There? Save all the babes in episode 7. | 5points |
 | Let Me See if I Can Help Ya There Little Lady Save all the babes in episode 8. | 10points |
 | Hello, Sweetcakes Save the babe in episode 9. | 3points |
 | Hubba! Hubba! Save all the babes in episode 10. | 5points |
 | Say, You’re Swell! Save all the babes in episode 12. | 5points |
 | It's Fobody's Nault Ride a chicken and lay an egg in episode 4. | 2points |
 | I'LL SUE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CRUMMY AIRLINE! Obtain a jetpack in episode 1. | 2points |
 | Don’t Make Me Have to Kill You Kill all enemies in episode 1. | 5points |
 | I Got Chunks of Guys Like You in My Stool Kill all enemies in episode 2. | 10points |
 | Your World Frightens and Confuses Me Kill all enemies in episode 3. | 10points |
 | This Is the Part of the Job I Hate! Kill all enemies in episode 4. | 10points |
 | I Never Liked You, Get Lost Kill all enemies in episode 5. | 5points |
 | Adequatiquaticism Kill all enemies in episode 6. | 5points |
 | Intercepted by Warlords Kill all enemies in episode 7 (warp hub needed for last enemy). | 10points |
 | DON'T CALL ME BANANA BRAIN! Kill all enemies in episode 8. | 10points |
 | This Is Something, This Is Nothing Kill all enemies in episode 9. | 10points |
 | Naturally, They Need to Be Removed Kill all enemies in episode 10. | 10points |
 | You Haven’t Lived Until You Pantsed a Catatonic Cat Burglar Kill all enemies in episode 11. | 10points |
 | Boy Oh Boy, This Sure Is a Blustery Brood Bouncing About Kill all enemies in episode 12. | 10points |
 | Supersonic Libido Amplification Powers Fully charge your weapon. | 3points |
 | Fire, Bad! Equip the Krispi500 Flamespitter. | 2points |
 | Now There’s Some Garbage You Can Live With Equip the Lokenburn Heatseek 360. | 2points |
 | House on Fire! House on Fire! Put It Out! Put It Out! Equip the Chilco 350 Ice-Blaster. | 3points |
 | Rocket Fuel, Damn! It’s Crizappy! Equip the Fission One Shot Mega-Blast. | 5points |
 | Don’t Try to Confuse Me With the Facts Defeat Evil Blasto and unlock the warp hub. | 10points |
 | On Your Mark, Get Set, Live That Way After beating the game input all cheat codes in the start menu and start a new game. | 5points |
 | I Just Stepped in a Big Pile of Sassy! Witness the harem scene after saving all the babes. | 25points |
 | The Stungun From Rad Co! It’s the Fun Gun! Equip the Atomdicer Rapid-Fire Plasmatik. | 2points |
 | The Gun That Keeps You Ugly All Night Long! Equip the Xenomatik Instant Alien Generator. | 3points |
 | Well, It's Heavy Alright Equip the Nuke-O-Matik Atomscatter 9000. | 2points |
 | Men Don’t Think They Have Time to Pamper, They’re Wrong Have 40 lives all at once. | 10points |
 | Colon Blow? Sounds Delicious Wait for an alien to open a door in zone 2 of episode 2 and follow him in. | 2points |
