| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | This Sucks! Change It! Change the music in Highland Hospital. | 2points |
 | We're Like So Good at School They Want Us to Stay Longer Take a cool picture in Highland High School | 5points |
 | Breakin' the Law! Breakin' the Law! Take a cool picture on the Streets of Highland | 5points |
 | Uhh... Did I Just Score? Take a cool picture in Highland Hospital | 5points |
 | Boi-oi-oi-oi-oingggg! Take a cool picture in Turbo Mall 2000 | 5points |
 | Alright! GWAR! Take an awesome picture on-stage with Gwar! | 25points |
 | Maybe We Could Just Kill Them. That Would Be Cool. Huh Huh Huh Explore every room in Highland High School | 5points |
 | The Leading Conniption Cold Remedy Explore every room in Highland Hospital | 5points |
 | Idiocy: Genetic or Environmental? Complete Highland High School without losing a life | 10points |
 | I'm a Veteran of Two Foreign Wars! Complete the Streets of Highland without losing a life | 10points |
 | I'm Starting to Feel Better. What a Ripoff! Complete Highland Hospital without losing a life | 10points |
 | They Got the New Wet Hooters! Complete Turbo Mall 2000 without losing a life | 10points |
 | Todd's Cool! I Knew He Liked Us! Kick Todd and Earl's asses without taking damage | 10points |
 | AAaaAAaAAAHHHH!! Kick Mr. Anderson's ass without taking damage | 10points |
 | We Got Blood Kick the nurse's ass without taking damage | 10points |
 | The Fatter They Are, the Fatter They Fall Kick Billy Bob's ass without taking damage | 10points |
 | I Don't Like Stuff That Sucks Complete the GWAR Concert without taking damage | 25points |
 | Do You Know What a Quota Is? Collect 25 coins | 10points |
 | Don't We Need, Like... An Ocean or Something? Collect at least 10 food items in couch fishing and survive until time runs out | 5points |
 | Don't Skimp on the Gravy! Eat 10 food items in the Highland High School garbage chute without taking damage | 5points |
 | Who Do I Gotta Boff Around Here To Get a Pizza? Eat 10 food items in the Highland Hospital boiler room without taking damage | 5points |
 | Butt-Head Wins. Flawless Victory Defeat Beavis in Butt Fighter without taking damage | 5points |
 | Beavis Wins. Flawless Victory Defeat Butt-Head in Butt Fighter without taking damage | 5points |
 | I Am the Great Cornholio! Eat something from inside a medicine cabinet in Highland Hospital as Beavis | 3points |
 | They Never Scored Hell sucks! | 0points |
 | That Wuz Cool! Complete the whole game without losing a life in one session (Huh hu huh huh... hole) | 50points |
