smol quest
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | What a Great Crate! Board the ship to complete the Marina 1 mission | 5 points |
 | You Give Good Head? Find the Moai to complete the Marina 2 mission | 5 points |
 | You Can't Race Dogs in the Snow Forever! Infiltrate the Silent Winter Base to complete the Alaska 1 mission | 5 points |
 | What Are You Fighting For?? Defeat the Silent Winter Boss to complete the Alaska 2 mission | 5 points |
 | Party in the Hacienda Deactivate security and get into the residence to complete the Hacienda 1 mission | 5 points |
 | I've Seen More Meat on a Chicken Transmit the data, then defeat the Thin Man to complete the Hacienda 2 mission | 5 points |
 | Who Wants to Live Forever? Get into the castle to complete the Scottish Castle 1 mission | 5 points |
 | There Can Be Only Three! Find Foster's documents to complete the Scottish Castle 2 mission | 5 points |
 | Chinese Fighting Muffin Enter the Forbidden City to complete the Forbidden City 1 mission | 5 points |
 | He's Fine. He's the Bad Guy Defeat the Thin Man again to complete the Forbidden City 2 mission | 5 points |
 | You're In Deep Trouble Find Foster's hideout to complete the Grand Canyon 1 mission | 10 points |
 | Just Call Me Angel Retrieve the Statue of Liberty... mostly intact to complete the Grand Canyon 2 mission | 25 points |
 | You're Making Things Very Hard Complete the Marina 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | In One Hand, It Feels Pretty Great Complete the Marina 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | We Need Solid Snake Complete the Alaska 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | A Hard Day at the Office Complete the Alaska 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | Don't Forget to Wrap Your Whopper Complete the Hacienda 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | Don't Make Me Come In There! Complete the Hacienda 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | It's So Much Harder Than I Thought Complete the Scottish Castle 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | Often Hard for No Reason Complete the Scottish Castle 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | A Cheap Circumcision: A Ripoff Complete the Forbidden City 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | Use a Condom on Every Conceivable Occasion Complete the Forbidden City 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | It Gets Harder the More You Play With It Complete the Grand Canyon 1 mission on Hard difficulty | 10 points |
 | That's Why They Call You Handsome Complete the Grand Canyon 2 mission on Hard difficulty | 25 points |
 | Anyone Who Says He Can See through Women Is Missing a Lot Complete the Marina 1 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | Thank You. Come Again Complete the Marina 2 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | I'm Pleased You Came Complete the Alaska 1 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | Let's Blow This Joint Complete the Alaska 2 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | If I See Innuendo in a Script, I Whip It Out Immediately Complete the Hacienda 1 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | I Can't Stay On Top of You 24/7 Complete the Hacienda 2 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | The Stork Brings the Baby. The Swallow Prevents It Complete the Scottish Castle 1 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | When Women Go Wrong, Men Go Right after Them Complete the Scottish Castle 2 mission without losing a life | 10 points |
 | I Never Loved Another Person the Way I Loved Myself Complete the Forbidden City 1 mission without losing a life | 25 points |
 | Women like Men with a Past, but Prefer Men with a Present Complete the Forbidden City 2 mission without losing a life | 25 points |
 | Go Deep Into the Hole Complete the Grand Canyon 1 mission without losing a life | 25 points |
 | Reach the Climax Complete the Grand Canyon 2 mission without losing a life | 25 points |
 | Maybe I'll Flash You Find all 6 flash drives and complete the mission | 25 points |
 | I Was Young. I Needed the Work Find all 6 film reels and complete the mission | 25 points |
 | You Like a Good Catfight, Don't You? Accumulate 9 lives | 25 points |
 | You Finally Scored! Accumulate 10,000,000 points | 25 points |
