
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
| Upgrades o' Plenty Upgrade Stewie's Ray Gun 4 times! | 3points | |
| One Unbeatable Ray Gun! Upgrade Stewie's Ray Gun 7 times! | 5points | |
| A Life of Crime Grab the remaining Prison Files and escape the Police Station! | 3points | |
| It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Enter the Quahog 5 News Station and grab all of the Tapes to escape! | 3points | |
| It's Time for Rufus Griffin! Fight your way through Cheesy Charlie's to defeat the Evil Mr. Belvedere Head! | 5points | |
| Mr.Belvedere Has Escaped... Again! Fight your way through Cheesy Charlie's to defeat the Evil Mr. Belvedere Head without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| Body Armor Continue sliding through the Blood Veins to the Testicles and enter Bertram's Body Base! | 3points | |
| Backstage of Children's Television... Maneuver your way through the Jolly Farm Filming Area to the Dressing Room! | 3points | |
| Why Hello There, Stewart! Confront Bertram for the first time at the top of the House! | 3points | |
| Inside the Fat Man's Body Surf your way through the Blood Veins to get to the Testicles! | 3points | |
| Death Race! Don't let Death into Peter's Room in the Hospital! | 3points | |
| Roadhouse! Fight your way through the Streets to defeat the Giant Clam! | 5points | |
| Snoopy Dog... Grab the Files and get out of the Prison Cells! | 3points | |
| Lipo-Matic Malfunction! Surf your way across the Hospital Hallways and repair the Lipo-Matic Machines! | 3points | |
| You Bastard! Fight your way through the Streets to defeat the Giant Clam without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| Holy Crap Lois, I'm on RetroAchievements! Fight your way toward the end of the level as Peter! | 5points | |
| Don't Let the Fat Guy Strangle You! As Peter, fight your way to the end of the level without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| You Looking for a Party? Fight your way through the Casino as a hooker! | 5points | |
| Can't Touch This! Fight your way through the Casino as a hooker without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| Nap Time in the Lair! Progress through Bertram's Lair to find the Nursery! | 3points | |
| Wrestling Champion! Fight your way to the Wrestling Ring and win! | 5points | |
| Family Guy Funny Moments #54 Fight your way to the Wrestling Ring and win without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| Vexing the VIPs Sneak around the Race Track Building to find all of the Tickets! | 3points | |
| A Slow Clap, Really? Progress further through Bertram's Lair to save Rupert! | 3points | |
| I AM A.N.N.A. PETER Fight your way through the Docks as A.N.N.A. Peter! | 5points | |
| Destroy All Humans! Fight your way through the Docks as A.N.N.A. Peter without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| Hot "Dog" Vendor! Find the Dog House and poison the dogs to win the race and find the culprit! | 3points | |
| One Nemesis of Many Fight your way to the Caves to find a Nemesis awaiting you! | 5points | |
| Couldn't Stand a Chance! Fight your way to the Caves to find a Nemesis awaiting you without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 10points | |
| So Long, Stewart! Finally defeat Bertrem, once and for all...? | 10points | |
| I'm the Best! Finally defeat Bertrem, once and for all with at least 50% of your health remaining! | 25points | |
| Peter Griffin vs. the Giant Chicken! Defeat Ernie the Giant Chicken and complete the game! | 25points | |
| Petah The Horse is Here... Find the Horse in the Griffin House! | 1points | |
| The Floor is Lava...? Walk your way across 3 Hospital Hallways without touching the fat in one playthrough! | 5points | |
| Chicken For Dinner! Defeat Ernie the Giant Chicken and complete the game without dying and at least 75% of your health remaining! | 50points | |
| Sibling Rivalry Confront Bertram on the roof. | 5points | |
| Some Assembly Required Recover a microscope condenser and an MRI machine coil. | 5points | |
| Exhibit A: Good Boy Gather evidence in the Quahog police station. | 5points | |
| Not Today, Death Protect Peter from Death. | 5points | |
| Shuck Around and Find Out Beat up a clam on the mean streets of Quahog. | 5points | |
| Sniffing Out the Truth Gather additional evidence in the Quahog police station and escape. | 5points | |
| Anatomically Incorrect Change Peter's mind about his priorities. | 5points | |
| Shell-Shocked Beat up another clam on the mean streets of Quahog. | 5points | |
| Buzzkill Save a young boy from a buzzsaw in the Quahog 5 studio. | 5points | |
| Cheesie Charlie's Inferno Prevail against Mr. Belvedere in Hell. | 5points | |
| Undescended Navigate Peter's body successfully and take a much needed respite. | 5points | |
| Take Five Collect more evidence at the Quahog 5 studio. | 5points | |
| Pow-Wow Punch-Out Throw some hands at Geronimo's Palace. | 5points | |
| Halfway to Fratricide Commence a slaughter in the nursery of Bertram's Lair. | 5points | |
| Slot Machine Smackdown Throw even more hands at Geronimo's Palace. | 5points | |
| High Stakes Hound Collect more evidence at the Quahog dog track. | 5points | |
| Toy Liberation Front Rescue Rupert from Bertram's Lair. | 5points | |
| Pier Pressure Drink some beer and dodge some swordfish at the Quahog docks. | 5points | |
| Only the Lead Dog Has a Decent View Win the race at the Quahog dog track. | 5points | |
| Fight Club Defeat the Black Knight. | 10points | |
| Playground Certified Defeat Bertram on the playground. | 10points | |
| Dropping the Boom Defeat Ernie the Chicken in an epic battle. | 25points | |
| Hook, Line, and Sinker Win the Sky Hook minigame. | 2points | |
| Smooth Moves Win the Sexy Party minigame. | 2points | |
| Let's Pretend That Didn't Happen Win the Most Disturbing minigame. | 2points | |
| Voter Fraud Win the Vote minigame. | 2points | |
| Chicken of the Sea Win the Can of Tuna minigame. | 2points | |
| Apex Predator Win the Nature Special minigame. | 2points | |
| Little Big Man Win the Small Stature minigame. | 2points | |
| Like Taking Candy From a Baby Win the Marco Polo minigame. | 0points | |
| Took a Load Off Win the Sit Down minigame. | 1points | |
| Let There Be Victory Win the God minigame. | 2points | |
| It's Honest Work Win the Worst Job minigame. | 2points | |
| In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two Win the Columbus minigame. | 2points | |
| Disco Buffet Win the Disco minigame. | 2points | |
| Concentrate Win the Blown Budget minigame. | 1points | |
| The Bigger They Are Win the Big minigame. | 2points | |
| It Just Might Work Win the Crazy Idea minigame. | 2points | |
| Hallelujah Win the Jesus minigame. | 2points | |
| Slim Jim Win the Locked Keys minigame. | 2points | |
| Better Late Than Never Pay respects to the gift that keeps on giving. | 2points | |
| Quaglets Deliver three of Quagmire's illegitimate children. | 2points | |
| The Floor is Lipoma Cross the first hallway covered in liposuction spillage without falling into it. | 10points | |
| Syringe Showdown Traverse the hospital hallway shoot out without being damaged. | 10points | |
| Got Nothing on Al Harrington Knock out a guy with exceptionally long reach. | 3points | |
| The Floor is Acid Cross the lake of bile in Peter's stomach without falling in. | 10points | |
| The Floor is Urine Cross the lake of urine in Peter's bladder without falling in. | 10points | |
| Spermicide Traverse the testicle shootout in less than 90 seconds. | 25points | |
| Unwelcoming Party Traverse the entry hall of Bertram's Lair without being damaged. | 25points | |
| Full Speed Ahead Cross the toxic sludge slalom hallway without going backwards. | 10points | |
| Teddy Rescuer Rescue Rupert without being damaged. | 10points | |
| Beer Battered Catch all the falling beer without being skewered by a swordfish at the end of the Quahog docks. | 10points | |
| Dialed In Acquire the ray gun's Power Bolt upgrade. | 2points | |
| Let 'em Cook Acquire the ray gun's Grenade upgrade. | 2points | |
| Through and Through Acquire the ray gun's Penetrating Shot upgrade. | 2points | |
| Can't Touch This Acquire the ray gun's Radius Blast upgrade. | 2points | |
| Werner von Griffin Acquire the ray gun's Mega Bolt upgrade. | 5points | |
| Fox Two Acquire the ray gun's Homing Rocket upgrade. | 10points | |
| Pied Piper Eat a roast after winning the Rodent Smash! game at Cheesie Charlie's. | 5points | |
| A Regular Joey Chestnut Eat a roast after beating Ghandi in a hotdog eating contest at Geronimo's Palace. | 5points | |
| Toy Gunner Defeat Bertram on the playground with less than 100 ray gun bolts. | 25points |