| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Oh Boy, a Key! Slaughter your foe and collect your first key. | 5points |
 | Far from Being a Hero Obtain the three keys and complete round 1 | 10points |
 | Ain't No Thang but a Chicken Wang D-Wang has defeated some enemies and even obtained 50,000 points in the process! | 10points |
 | BlitzWang I Complete Round 1 in under 2 minutes | 25points |
 | Still Not Quite a Hero Obtain the four keys and complete round 2 | 25points |
 | BlitzWang II Complete Round 2 in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds | 25points |
 | Kung-Fuck You Up! Destroying everything in his path, D-Wang has obtained 300,000 points! | 50points |
 | I'll Show Her Who's a Hero... D-Wang has plowed through many enemies and obtained 150,000 points! | 25points |
 | Undesirable Wang You even cleared the fifth round and she still doesn't love you. | 50points |
 | Definitely Not a Hero Obtain the six keys and complete round 4 | 25points |
 | Ingredients for Hero? Not You. Obtain the five keys and complete round 3 | 25points |
 | BlitzWang III Complete Round 3 in under 3 minutes | 25points |
 | BlitzWang IV Complete Round 4 in under 4 minutes and 30 seconds | 25points |
 | Straight to Warpman? For some reason you decided to collect Warpman's key first (Round 1) | 25points |
