| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Flex Those Fingers Complete the Graxian combat training and salute your commanding officer |
 | We're not Jammin' Destroy the Gaian Comms Jammer |
 | Clipping Error? Complete the secondary objective |
 | Domina Tricks Secure Sigma Sector |
 | Is That Wheelie The Boss You Can Do? Defeat Lanzok and free the captive marines |
 | Short A Bob Or Two Encounter the Accounts Dept. |
 | Who Guards The Guard Towers Destroy all three guard towers in Death's Dark Vale |
 | Killing Spree Kill 5 opponents in the Arena without dying |
 | Winners Never (Rage)Quit Complete Rage-Quit Reactor without the Reactor exploding |
 | ...But You wouldn't Want To Live There Exit Star Fire |
 | Make Them Rue The Day Reach the end of the Rue de Chambard Rouge |
 | 'Allo 'Allo Reach the end of the Boulevard du Burnistoun |
 | Tank Busting Makes Me Feel Good Destroy the Armoured Car |
 | Don't Mess With Valve Mess with The Valve |
 | We've got a kill screen Clear the Chilli Comper Maze |
 | Shall I fetch a cloth? Bring down the Super Saucer |
 | Corruption Leaves Me Cold Escape from Age of Attrition |
 | Great Baws O' Fire! Find the fire sword |
 | Wee Plushies Defeat the horde |
 | Ding! Wish Granted in Planetfire |
 | Up-Diddley-Up-Up Complete Planetfire Ascension |
 | 1337 b0mb4D33r Get a Score of at least 3500 in Rescue Run |
 | 2-D or not 2-D? Complete Rescue Run |
 | GG Complete the Game |
