| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | YUMMM! Eat the following "Good Foods" while not full life - Pizza, Fries, Cherry Pie, and Pancakes | 5points |
 | Not Bad Eat the following "O.K. Foods" while not full life - Bacon 'n' Eggs, Candy Cane, Cereal, and Watermelon | 5points |
 | 5th Floor Reach the 5th floor | 5points |
 | 10th Floor Reach the 10th floor. | 5points |
 | 15th Floor Reach the 15th floor. | 5points |
 | 20th Floor Reach the 20th floor. | 5points |
 | 25th Floor Reach the 25th floor. | 5points |
 | Treasure Island Locate present island | 5points |
 | dUFUS Achieve coolness rank "dUFUS" | 5points |
 | PoiNdextER Achieve coolness rank "PoiNdextER" | 5points |
 | PEANUt Achieve coolness rank "PEANUt" | 5points |
 | dudE Achieve coolness rank "dudE" | 5points |
 | BRo Achieve coolness rank "BRo" | 5points |
 | HoMEy Achieve coolness rank "HoMEy" | 5points |
 | RAPMAStER Achieve coolness rank "RAPMAStER" | 5points |
 | FunK LorD Achieve coolness rank "FunK LorD" | 5points |
 | So Many Points Aquire 1300 or more combined points as Toejam and Earl or individually | 25points |
 | LEFt MEgAWAtt SPEAKER Collect the left speaker ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | RoCKEtSHiP WiNdSHiELd Collect the windshield ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | AMPLAMAtoR CoNNECToR FiN Collect the fin ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | SUPER FUNKoMAtiC AMPLAMAtoR Collect the amplamator ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | REAR LEg Collect the rear leg ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | FoRWARd StABiLiZiNg UNit Collect the front leg ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | RigHtEoUS RAPMAStER CAPSULE Collect the capsule ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | AWESoME SNoWBoARd Collect the snowboard ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | HyPERFUNK tHRUStER Collect the thruster ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | RigHt MEgaWatt SPEAKER Collect the right speaker ship piece - code not allowed | 5points |
 | What a Life Get max lives (8) as Toejam or Earl | 25points |
 | Cash Rules Every Thing Around Me Get 15 or more bucks | 5points |
 | C.R.E.A.M. Get the Money Get 30 or more bucks | 10points |
 | Disaster Averted Identify the "randomizer" present | 10points |
 | Return to Funkotron Get all ship pieces and return home - code not allowed | 25points |
 | E.T.J. Phone Home Find and answer the phone within 3 rings (no phone gift) | 5points |
 | Santa, Is That You? Sneak up on Santa and get some presents | 5points |
 | Saved by the Carrot Identify the Total Bummer! without getting shot up | 10points |
 | You've Ruined the Surprise! Identify all 26 presents | 25points |
 | Destination Zero Enjoy all the amenities of level 0 | 5points |
 | Explore Funkotron Reach "tHe ENd" plus visit Trixie | 5points |
 | A World without Evil? Seek out and destroy all 6 Lil Devils (Devilus Pokium) on level 2 | 5points |
 | Banish the Wahini Eliminate all 3 hula dancers (Hawaiinus Bootius Shakium) from level 3 | 5points |
 | Hamster Assassin Eliminate the Hamster (Rodentia Nottoosmartium) from level 5 | 5points |
 | There's a Mole Among Us Eliminate the mole (Diggus Theifius Yawannakillum) on level 6 | 5points |
 | Love Sick Aliens Eliminate both Cupids (Cupidus Stupidus) from level 4 | 5points |
 | The Nightmare is Over Eliminate both boogie men (Pygmyus Scaremtadeathium) on level 7 | 10points |
 | Poultry Poppin' Eliminate both chickens with mortars (Cluckus Artillarus) from level 8 | 10points |
 | Shop 'til You Pop Eliminate both crazed shoppers (Spenditallinadae) on level 9 | 10points |
 | Kill or Bee Killed Eliminate both swarms of deadly bees (Buzzius Stingium) on level 10 | 10points |
 | Pimple Popper Eliminate the nerdherd (Geekus Dorkia) on level 16 | 10points |
 | Mow Him Down Eliminate a fat man & mower (Americanus Suburbium) on any level | 10points |
 | Phantom of thee I Scream Eliminate a phantom ice cream truck (Driverus Insanicus Ghostium) on any level | 10points |
 | Dangerous Delivery Murder a mailbox monster (Mailboxium Donttrustium) on any level | 10points |
 | Kill or Be Drilled Eliminate both insane dentists (Painus Maximus) from level 25 | 10points |
 | WOW!! Eat the following "Great Foods" while not full life - Fudge Cake, Fudge Sundae, and Hamburger | 5points |
 | Hallelujah! Get healed by a wizard | 1points |
 | Goin' Postal Get a present by mailorder | 2points |
 | Till the Fat Lady Sings Enlist the opera singer's services to dispatch an earthling | 2points |
