smol quest
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Honor Thy Father Investigate the construction yard | 5 points |
 | What's the Opposite of Christopher Walken? Chase down Augie Blatz | 5 points |
 | Puppy Payback Kick the crap out of Sickle for being mean to your dog! | 5 points |
 | Thank You For Smoking Exchange 25 packs for Wireboy's battery acid | 5 points |
 | Get Busy Livin', Or Get Busy Dyin' Get the map and survive your execution | 5 points |
 | I Hope Escape Iron Point Penitentiary | 5 points |
 | Shall Not Be Infringed Shop for a gun | 5 points |
 | Oh Man, I Shot Marvin in the Face Question Marvin Silt | 5 points |
 | I Had a Nice Evening Defeat Fat Chow and get Eve's number | 5 points |
 | Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right Escape the cemetery | 5 points |
 | The Man Who Sold the World Stop the assassination attempt and prevent Patch from getting away | 5 points |
 | Grab the Cat! Disarm all the bombs in the hotel | 5 points |
 | In Excelsis Deo Find Gloria Exner and escort her to safety | 5 points |
 | You're Just Digging Yourself Deeper Chase down Gopher and defeat Longshoreman X | 5 points |
 | Wet 'n Wild Survive the torture | 5 points |
 | The Golden Rule Escape the pier and find out what this has all been about | 5 points |
 | What Comes Around Goes Around Follow the trail back to where it all started | 5 points |
 | Mayor May Not Have a nice chat with the mayor | 5 points |
 | Hope I Don't Get Snowden Find the files in the evidence locker | 5 points |
 | Red Tape Meet up with Gloria to give her the files | 5 points |
 | Pardon Me, Sir Defeat Pinnacle | 5 points |
 | James Bond, Eat Your Heart Out Blow up the Hangar, escape and pull off some action movie BS | 5 points |
 | Just Plane Wrong Defeat Fahook | 5 points |
 | I Just Wanna Tell You Both Good Luck. We're All Counting On You Get the plane on the ground | 5 points |
 | Dead to Rights Take your revenge on the man that killed your father! | 25 points |
 | Disarm or Datarm? Unlock all disarms | 5 points |
 | Guns Don't Kill People. I Do Perform all disarms in one session | 10 points |
 | You Sure Know How to Pick 'Em Pick the lock in chapter one without missing any tumblers | 5 points |
 | Lockpicking Lawyer Pick the lock in chapter three with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Beginner of Unlocking Pick the first lock in chapter eight with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Junior of Unlocking Pick the second lock in chapter eight with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Senior of Unlocking Pick the third lock in chapter eight with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | The New Master of Unlocking Pick the lock in chapter nine with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Undress to Impress Complete Hildy's dancing minigame without making any mistakes | 10 points |
 | And You're Gonna Crap Thunder! Break the speedbag record with at least 30 seconds remaining | 10 points |
 | We Are Here to Pump. You Up Beat the weightlifting record | 5 points |
 | The Girly Man is a Formidable Opponent Win the armwrestling challenge with only 3 attacks | 10 points |
 | Better Hurry! It's Going to Blow! Disarm the bomb in chapter six with at least 30 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Bomb Voyage! Disarm the first bomb in chapter seven with at least 30 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Anyway, We Delivered the Bomb Disarm the second bomb in chapter seven with at least 30 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Laugh and Grow Fat! Disarm the third bomb in chapter seven with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb! Disarm the fourth bomb in chapter seven with at least 20 seconds remaining | 5 points |
 | The Monster Was the Best Friend I Ever Had Defeat Boris without taking damage | 10 points |
 | Brothers In Arms Defeat Dimitri and get on the elevator without losing any life | 10 points |
 | You're Gonna Eat Lightning Defeat Stinger without taking damage | 10 points |
 | What Is Your Malfunction, You Barrel of Monkey Spunk? Defeat Sickle without taking damage | 10 points |
 | Every Man Has a Breaking Point Defeat Tattoo without hurting either of his thugs | 10 points |
 | No Horseplay Search the Black Orchid and find Marvin Silt without falling below 50% life | 10 points |
 | Chow Down Defeat Fat Chow without taking damage | 10 points |
 | All It Takes is One Bad Day Destroy the clown van without collecting any armor or health | 10 points |
 | You Drive Me Crazy Take down the limo in 5 minutes or less | 10 points |
 | Burnout Defeat Antorcha without losing any life | 10 points |
 | I Sea a Bad Moon Rising Defeat Longshoreman X without losing any life or collecting any body armor | 10 points |
 | Rapid Tattoo Removal We remove Tattoos in 60 seconds or less! | 5 points |
 | Time Takes Everybody Out Defeat Rafshoon Diggs without running out of oxygen | 10 points |
 | Total Recall Defeat Pinnacle without losing a struggle | 10 points |
 | Let's Fahook Up Later Defeat Fahook's babes and escape the hangar with at least 30 seconds remaining | 10 points |
 | Fahooked On You Defeat Fahook in the first encounter without taking damage | 10 points |
 | Fahook, Line and Sinker Defeat Fahook on your second encounter without allowing him to regain a total of 33% of his health | 10 points |
 | This Is Your Copter Speaking Destroy the GAC Transport Chopper without using a rocket launcher | 10 points |
 | Shocking. Positively Shocking Destroy Hennessy's riot shield without firing a shot | 5 points |
 | See You In Hell! Defeat Hennessy in the Boiler Room without falling below 90% health | 10 points |
 | Grant City. Hardest Place on Earth Complete Chapter One on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 10 points |
 | People Aren't Born Here Complete Chapter Two on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | They're Forged Complete Chapter Three on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | Out of Broken Bones and Blood Money Complete Chapter Four on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | Fortunes Are Lost and Found On a Daily Basis Complete Chapter Five on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | And If You're Not One of the Lucky Finders... Complete Chapter Six on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | You're Probably Dead Complete Chapter Seven on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | That's Not to Say There's No Justice Here Complete Chapter Eight on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | It's Just Hard to Reach Sometimes Complete Chapter Nine on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | Underneath the Layers of Crime and Corruption Complete Chapter Ten on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | That Stretch Between the Gutter and the Glamour Complete Chapter Eleven on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | It Was Another Gray Autumn Complete Chapter Twelve on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | The Leaves Were Changing From Go Green to Caution Yellow Complete Chapter Thirteen on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | Pretty Soon They'd Be Danger Red Complete Chapter Fourteen on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
 | Then Dead Brown Complete Chapter Fifteen on Super Cop difficulty plus Hard Boiled mode without dying in one session | 25 points |
