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Mr. Massagy

Mr. Massagy

platforms

PlayStation 4

achievements (34)

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I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!I am the glorious Mr. Massagy!
Unlock all the trophies!
Nope!Nope!
Reject a date on Linger!
Moooom! Somebody likes me!Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Match a date on Linger
Proud of your job!Proud of your job!
Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.
Average JoeAverage Joe
Finish with a two-star date 5 times with any character.
Smooth CriminalSmooth Criminal
Get three stars with all dates!
Expert DatemeisterExpert Datemeister
Date all dates!
You beat the Tuto-Rial!You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Get three stars with Rial
Awoo!Awoo!
Get three stars with Nicole
Mother trucker!Mother trucker!
Get three stars with Martha
Sugar daddy time!Sugar daddy time!
Get three stars with Sarah
Watch the cholesterolWatch the cholesterol
Get three stars with Mayo
Don't put your massage in crazy, manDon't put your massage in crazy, man
Get three stars with Janein
Moooossagy!Moooossagy!
Get three stars with Dorothy
I hope that's ectoplasmI hope that's ectoplasm
Get three stars with Anne
Real people are overratedReal people are overrated
Get three stars with Papu-Aiye
Tutorial with a happy endingTutorial with a happy ending
Get a massagy with Rial
Careful with the clawsCareful with the claws
Get a massagy with Nicole
Gotta love these app featuresGotta love these app features
Get a massagy with Martha
That's… a lot of toysThat's… a lot of toys
Get a massagy with Sarah
Slippery everywhereSlippery everywhere
Get a massagy with Mayo
It hurts so gooood...It hurts so gooood...
Get a massagy with Janein
What a dairy experienceWhat a dairy experience
Get a massagy with Dorothy
Who you gonna massage?Who you gonna massage?
Get a massagy with Anne
How does this even work?How does this even work?
Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye
You win some, you lose some!You win some, you lose some!
Fail 5 dates.
Yo, where's your mojo?Yo, where's your mojo?
Fail 10 dates.
You'll be alone forever...You'll be alone forever...
Fail 20 dates.
Duck killed!Duck killed!
Get killed by Nicole
You blew it!You blew it!
Fail any date
It's something...It's something...
Get two stars in any date.
Poking aroundPoking around
Tap the Mayonnaise
Hackerbruh!Hackerbruh!
Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A
Bytes all over you!Bytes all over you!
Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.
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