smol quest
| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Standing on the Shoulders of Plumbers Give Isaac Newton an underwhelming Christmas present in his unseasonably green garden. | 3 points |
 | The Dolphin Who Would Be King Convince Joan of Arc to accept her own shield, which is clearly not a buckler. | 3 points |
 | Leonardo Leads Give Leonardo his notebook, and don't tell him that the backwards writing wasn't fooling anyone. | 3 points |
 | He Didn't Seem Too Concerned Give an orchestra a single copy of the score to Beethoven's 9th for everyone to share. | 3 points |
 | Which One is Thomas Jefferson? Make a gentlemen's agreement for Mario's face to be carved onto Mt. Rushmore. | 3 points |
 | Subtle and Quick to Anger SEND BAMBOO, CARBONIZED to Thomas Edison. | 3 points |
 | Marco! Canonically change Mario's name. | 3 points |
 | At Least 900 Years Return Plato's writings to him so that he doesn't have to directly interact with his students. | 3 points |
 | Little Man, Little Man! Change Mario's class to Knight. | 3 points |
 | They Only Made One Flag? Learn the secret to defeating koopas through passive resistance. | 3 points |
 | Johannes, I Didn't Know You Felt That Way Save the printing press, enabling the future creation of the Mario's Time Machine instruction manual. | 3 points |
 | That Seagull Was Bigger than Yoshi Help out Magellan, who isn't concerned that someone new has appeared on his ship in the middle of the ocean. | 3 points |
 | Michelangelo Is a Party Dude Help out Michelangelo, then realize that he will have completely forgotten about you within 2 years. | 3 points |
 | Love, Blood and Rhetoric Just give the skull to Shakespeare, and don't think too hard about where it came from. | 3 points |
 | What's He Doing with That Thing? Do a favor for Cleopatra and her strangely hypnotic fanbearer. | 3 points |
 | Fun in the Sun Complete the game with the worst ending. | 10 points |
 | Well, That Was a Letdown Complete the game with the normal ending. | 10 points |
 | Nice Legs Complete the game with the best ending. | 25 points |
 | Well, Excuuuuse Me! Complete all side quests in Cambridge. | 2 points |
 | They Should Probably Work on Their Security Complete all side quests in Orleans. | 2 points |
 | Deja Vu in Retrospect Complete all side quests in 1505 Florence. | 2 points |
 | How Many CDs Does He Have? Complete all side quests in Vienna. | 2 points |
 | Center for Plumbers Who Can't Read Good Complete all side quests in Philadelphia. | 2 points |
 | Bulbs? What's a Bulb? Complete all side quests in Menlo Park. | 2 points |
 | Where Alph, the Sacred River, Ran Complete all side quests in the Gobi Desert. | 2 points |
 | Mr. Aristotle, You're Trying to Seduce Me Complete all side quests in Athens. | 2 points |
 | Isn't That a Funny-Looking Animal? Complete all side quests in London. | 2 points |
 | A Simple Life? You Mean Boring? Complete all side quests in Calcutta. | 2 points |
 | A Hamburger and a Frankfurter Walk into a Mint Complete all side quests in Mainz. | 2 points |
 | Ratatouille Complete all side quests in the Pacific Ocean. | 2 points |
 | Raphael Is Cool but Rude Complete all side quests in 1503 Florence. | 2 points |
 | All the World's a Stage (Or Four) Complete all side quests in Stratford-upon-Avon. | 2 points |
 | Snake? SNAAAKE!? Complete all side quests in Alexandria. | 2 points |
 | You're Not Cheating, Right? Fill in a History Page without making any mistakes. | 1 points |
 | His Undergrad Major was History Finally put Dr. Mario's college education to use by filling out a History Page before using the Timulator. | 1 points |
 | 88 Nautical Miles Per Hour! Collect 10 mushrooms and plunge into a whirlpool with a bonus timer of 11 or higher. | 5 points |
 | Plot a Course for Edutainment! Have a parent or guardian read the note for them in the manual, then set the Timulator as indicated below. | 1 points |
