| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Melmac Snack Pick up the CAT in the kitchen. | 1points |
 | Melmac Batting Practice Grab the SALAMI from the fridge. | 1points |
 | Guiding Light Turn on the LIGHT in the basement to enter the cave. | 0points |
 | A Fat Egg Under a Dog! Retrieve the GOLD NUGGET in the basement cave, get 50 bucks. | 5points |
 | The Key to Willie's Closet Buy the KEY from the General Store for 50 bucks. | 1points |
 | Shwimming with the Shumways Use the KEY to find the SWIMSUIT. | 1points |
 | Better. Than. Vegas. Swim down the pond and grab the TREASURE. | 5points |
 | Pearl Hoarder Swim to the bottom of the pond and retrieve the PEARL. | 10points |
 | Holey Light, Alf Man! Buy the LANTERN from the 5 and Dime store. | 1points |
 | On Melmac Our Ladders are Horizontal, I Guess Buy the LADDER from the General Store. | 2points |
 | Fuel Me to the Moon Get the fuel PELLET from the basement cave shack. | 10points |
 | Give My Regards to Neil Armstrong Travel to the space station and buy the SPACESUIT. | 5points |
 | Trip to Friend Zone Grab the repair kit from the moon and complete the game. | 10points |
 | Haa! I Kill Me! Buy the ALF BOOK at the 5 and Dime, and you get a Game Over. | 10points |
 | A Literal Red Herring Which Is Green Buy the FISH at the general store. | 1points |
 | You Wouldn't Hit an ALF with Glasses Would You If you buy the COSTUME at the General Store, you can't afford to beat the game. | 10points |
 | This Is For Your Own Good Sell the Tanner's pet cat, Lucky. | 1points |
 | Well Aren't You Lucky Make exactly 5 dollars from selling only the cat 5 times. | 5points |
 | Come On In Heeeeeere AhhHHhHhhHHh Jibbly Jibbly Jibbly | 1points |
 | Doctor Warner, I Presume From the starting area, obtain the GOLD NUGGET without dying. | 5points |
 | Dr. Warner Struck Me As A Rather Gentle Man Starting from the gold nugget shack, obtain the PEARL without dying. | 10points |
 | I'm Not Sure I Like the Word CONDUCT Starting from the oyster, obtain the fuel PELLET without dying. | 25points |
 | Warner's Body Had to Be Removed by a CHIMNEY SWEEP Starting from the fuel pellet shack, return to the front yard without dying. | 25points |
 | Unless You Want to Pay Another Visit to the Centrifuge After starting the Space Scooter, reach the end of the game without dying. | 10points |
 | No Continues, NO PROBLEM Finish the game without using a Continue and have at least 8,400 points. | 25points |
