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Russian Attack Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun." | 10 | |
Plink Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you." | 10 | |
Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife." | 25 | |
Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there." | 15 | |
Head of the Class Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late." | 30 | |
Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." | 10 | |
Migraine Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!" | 20 | |
Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" | 20 | |
Headache Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest." | 10 | |
Take 5. Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!" | 5 | |
Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!" | 10 | |
Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..." | 10 | |
It's HAZARD TIME! "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard" | 15 | |
Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!" | 5 | |
Head Cheese Kill all butcher shop enemies with headshots. "You're not PAYING for ammo. Feel free to use more." | 10 | |
Just a Flesh Wound Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them." | 40 | |
Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore." | 20 | |
Draw Get 50 Dual-Wield Six-Shooter kills. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." | 10 | |
Meat Your Maker Blast all hanging beef. "Udder destruction? Steaking a claim? Beating your...I can go on all day." | 10 | |
...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?" | 60 | |
Pseudo-Hazard Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'" | 20 | |
Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the achievement back NOW...." | 30 | |
Hazard Avoider Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'" | 10 | |
Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" | 100 | |
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley Defeat Wally Wellesley. "Like I said..." | 50 | |
Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscore yet AGAIN in Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!!" | 30 | |
Boom. Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?" | 20 | |
Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!" | 20 | |
Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the achievement." | 10 | |
Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." | 20 | |
Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name." | 20 | |
Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" | 20 | |
Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." | 40 | |
Pure Energy Get 50 Energy Pistol kills. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" | 10 | |
Second Amendment Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..." | 10 | |
Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" | 10 | |
Auto Dealer Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?" | 10 | |
Uncovered Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!" | 20 | |
Better than One Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!" | 25 | |
Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." | 20 | |
Peekaboo...I Shot You! Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon." | 10 | |
Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." | 20 | |
No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind." | 10 | |
Feeling Punchy Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying." | 30 | |
Observe the Grenade Kill three Testers with one grenade launcher shot. "Test the grenades: check!" | 15 | |
Hazard Master Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?" | 40 | |
Dances with Guns Don't let any dance bots die in Level 2. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" | 10 | |
Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." | 5 | |
Well, I Heard them Scream Get 50 Plasma Rifle kills. "Plasma rifles. They're not just for Space Marines anymore." | 10 | |
Pull! Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!" | 10 |