smol quest
| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. | 15  | |
| Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. | 15 | |
| Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. | 15 | |
| Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. | 15 | |
| Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. | 15 | |
| Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. | 15 | |
| Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. | 15 | |
| Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. | 15 | |
| Daddy Issues You befriended your father. | 15 | |
| Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. | 30 | |
| Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. | 15 | |
| Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. | 15 | |
| Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. | 25 | |
| Make it Rain! You've spent $500. | 15 | |
| Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. | 15 | |
| Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. | 15 | |
| Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. | 15 | |
| Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. | 15 | |
| Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. | 15 | |
| KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. | 30 | |
| Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. | 30 | |
| More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. | 30 | |
| Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. | 15 | |
| Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. | 15 | |
| First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. | 15 | |
| New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. | 15 | |
| Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. | 15 | |
| Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. | 15 | |
| Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. | 15 | |
| Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. | 15 | |
| Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. | 15 | |
| Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. | 15 | |
| Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. | 15 | |
| Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. | 15 | |
| Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. | 15 | |
| Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. | 15 | |
| Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. | 15 | |
| Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. | 15 | |
| Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. | 15 | |
| Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. | 15 | |
| Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. | 15 | |
| You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. | 15 |
