smol quest
| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. |
 | First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. |
 | KKK Hero |
 | Elven Hero |
 | Nonconformist |
 | Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. |
 | Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. |
 | Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. |
 | Inside Joke |
 | Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. |
 | Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. |
 | For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items. |
 | Face Hoff |
 | Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. |
 | Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle. |
 | Acceptance |
 | Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. |
 | Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. |
 | Two Girls, One Stick |
 | Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. |
 | Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. |
 | Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. |
 | Outpatient |
 | Perverted |
 | Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. |
 | Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. |
 | Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. |
 | No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. |
 | Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. |
 | Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. |
 | Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon. |
 | Daddy Issues You befriended your father. |
 | More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. |
 | More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend. |
 | Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. |
 | Stick Savior |
 | Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. |
 | Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. |
 | Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. |
 | Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants. |
 | Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. |
 | Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes. |
 | Too Far |
 | Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. |
 | Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. |
 | Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. |
 | You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game. |
 | Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. |
 | Make it Rain! You've spent $500. |
 | Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. |
