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Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

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Boulder of DeathBoulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
PedestrianPedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
LOEK masterLOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
FINALLYFINALLY
Become the master of the goat tower.
Goat of the hillGoat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
What is its purpose?What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
Devil GoatDevil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Angel GoatAngel Goat
Do no evil.
Around the World on 5 TrampolinesAround the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Involuntary QAInvoluntary QA
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
The FlapmasterThe Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
I can't believe that workedI can't believe that worked
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Cardio kills your gainsCardio kills your gains
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Rymdskepp i RymdenRymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Try HardTry Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Alexander GoatstafssonAlexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
Goat QueenGoat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Mattress MadnessMattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Mile High ClubMile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Dodge ThisDodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Flip-KickFlip-Kick
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Maximum MLG Big PlaysMaximum MLG Big Plays
Knock a bucket into a person
Powerhoof SMASHPowerhoof SMASH
Kick a person into a car
DemogoatDemogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Here's Johnny!Here's Johnny!
Wield an axe with your tongue
The mage's favouriteThe mage's favourite
Burn people from afar
Stand by for GoatfallStand by for Goatfall
Finish all wallrun quest
Tony GoatTony Goat
Finish all manual quests
The SavageThe Savage
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Goats 'n' StuffGoats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
DisgustingDisgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Don't PanicDon't Panic
srsly
Columbian Sugar LordColumbian Sugar Lord
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Builder GoatBuilder Goat
Find all the blocks
GoatBuiltGoatBuilt
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hat SimulatorHat Simulator
Buy all hats
A Story about my elevatorA Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ling Ling into battle goLing Ling into battle go
Fight the turtles
One BallOne Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
NeckbeardNeckbeard
Smell and look like one
Vegas, baby!Vegas, baby!
Hit The jackpot.
I freaking love goatsI freaking love goats
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Is that a goat?Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
SteamWorld GoatSteamWorld Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
ValkyrieValkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
A story about my goatA story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Better than Warlords of DredmorBetter than Warlords of Dredmor
Reach level 101
ButthurtButthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
SällskapsresanSällskapsresan
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Steve's QuestSteve's Quest
Give Steve Works the apples
BFFBFF
Lick a friend
Jousting GoatJousting Goat
Unlock the jousting mutator
Mermaid GoatMermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Wheel GoatWheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Old GoatOld Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
ExcaliGoatExcaliGoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
JörgenJörgen
Jörgen.
Gravity GoatGravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Not again...Not again...
Get deviously trapped again
Boat rideBoat ride
Enjoy your trip
Music Non StopMusic Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Elfstreet BoysElfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Voluntary  QAVoluntary QA
Trash the server room
One man, two shots and a religionOne man, two shots and a religion
Inflate that guy's knee
An Unnecessary JourneyAn Unnecessary Journey
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Steal the showSteal the show
Do a card trick at the magician
Goatta catch 'em all!Goatta catch 'em all!
How do you catch goats?
Malleus MaleficarumMalleus Maleficarum
Burn them!
Love or Hate?Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
The Icelandic ExperienceThe Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
The goa'th amendmentThe goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
SurvivalistSurvivalist
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your lifeSurvive for your life
Survive 10 days
Shattered dreamsShattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Zombie slayerZombie slayer
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Don't starveDon't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hang tightHang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Too much funToo much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Goat from aboveGoat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Look at it go!Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
I Am GoatI Am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Big in japanBig in japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
MasterchefMasterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
A new challenger has appearedA new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Warm bathWarm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
HoarderHoarder
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
I am BreadI am Bread
Are you bread?
The Big ScoreThe Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
What’s the count?What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
RetirementRetirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Rocket LeagueRocket League
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Itsamee!Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Suppress the SuppressorSuppress the Suppressor
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Plentiful masqueradePlentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
The Song of my PeopleThe Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Bounce it!Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
The Cow WhispererThe Cow Whisperer
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
You raise me up!You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Fifty Shades of NPCFifty Shades of NPC
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
 Camel Cavalry Camel Cavalry
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
GoatipedeGoatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
GoatfellasGoatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
DastardlyDastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goat Theft AutoGoat Theft Auto
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use the sword, goatUse the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreightBe not afreight
Destroy all freighters.
Ruler of the seven skiesRuler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships.
Bacon marauderBacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Miner inconvenienceMiner inconvenience
Destroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?What came first? The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs.
The puke machineThe puke machine
Complete centrifuge event.
Sweet collection!Sweet collection!
Find 10 trophies.
Wow is that a limited edition?Wow is that a limited edition?
Find 20 trophies.
NERD!NERD!
Find all trophies in Space.
Gather $1000000Gather $1000000
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Captain industryCaptain industry
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
My little bronyMy little brony
Find all the pony horses.
TestaholicTestaholic
Complete test chambers.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the podracer.
Fund this!Fund this!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeysplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Visit the badehaus.
Ready for the grillReady for the grill
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
The world is your canvasThe world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
Spend money to make moneySpend money to make money
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
That's FedorableThat's Fedorable
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
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