| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | New Clothes Complete the first act. | 5points |
 | "Well, I'm beaten." Enjoy your new life, horny boy. | 1points |
 | Erect Complete the first act without ever stumbling [you can retry after losing a life IF you haven't stolen any clothing piece]. | 50points |
 | Mega Boner Get 999 Desire in the second act. | 2points |
 | New Directions Collect a turn sign. | 1points |
 | Don't Stop Me Now Explode a fan. | 1points |
 | Cooking the Rock Explode 15 blue stones in a single life. | 3points |
 | Anti-Nature Explode 20 wooden blocks in a single life. | 3points |
 | No Respect for the Dead Explode 10 tombstones in a single life. | 10points |
 | Stinky Explode 10 skunks in a single life. | 10points |
 | Don't F**k with Cats Explode 9 cats in a single life. | 5points |
 | A Mountain out of "Molekills" Explode 5 molehills in a single life. | 5points |
 | TNT Turtles Explode 10 turtles in a single life. | 10points |
 | I Hate the Beethoven Explode 5 dogs in a single life. | 5points |
 | Bombs for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Explode 50 animals in a single life. | 25points |
 | Demoman Explode 30 objects in a single life [excluding fans]. | 25points |
 | Premature Finish the second act with at least 400 Power remaining. | 10points |
 | Missionary Complete the second act with this sexual position. | 10points |
 | Cross Complete the second act with this sexual position. | 10points |
 | Doggystyle Complete the second act with this sexual position. | 10points |
