| icon | info | score |
|---|---|---|
| Loot and Pillage Collect $1,000,000 | 20 | |
| Pistolier Kill 150 enemies with a pistol unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 3:38 pm | 20 | |
| Emergency Room Complete Chapter 4 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 1:57 pm | 20 | |
| Hate Monger Customize a weapon to high aggro unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 2:34 pm | 10 | |
| A Decent Animal Complete Chapter 3 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 12:53 am | 15 | |
| One Shot, One Kill Kill 100 enemies with a sniper rifle unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 6:15 pm | 20 | |
| Softcore Complete Half the Game on Contractor Difficulty | 50 | |
| Pumpkin Patch Shoot 2 enemies in the head with a single bullet unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 5:10 pm | 10 | |
| A Steep Descent Complete Chapter 2 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 4th, 2010 8:13 pm | 10 | |
| Co-Op Sniper Co-Op Snipe 5 enemies | 10 | |
| Grenadier Kill 3 or more enemies with a single grenade unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 5:07 pm | 10 | |
| The Optimist Make a positive coop morality choice unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 1:38 pm | 5 | |
| Rock, Paper, Scissors Beat your partner at rock, paper, scissors three times in a row unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 6:11 pm | 5 | |
| Not What I Thought It Was Complete Chapter 1 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 4th, 2010 4:15 pm | 5 | |
| The Pessimist Make a negative coop morality choice unlocked Apr 4th, 2010 3:56 pm | 5 | |
| The Truth Is Right Here Listen to all of the Radio Broadcasts unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 9:22 pm | 20 | |
| Scavenger Build a gun using 3 homebrew parts unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 7:03 pm | 15 | |
| Unbreakable Survive an entire level in one session without being downed on normal difficulty or above unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 7:00 pm | 25 | |
| Total Fistbump Deflation Finish the game in a fractured friendship unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 6:09 pm | 10 | |
| Total FistBump Destruction Finish the game as best friends unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 5:56 pm | 10 | |
| Attention Grabber Allow your partner to snipe 5 guys while in Mock Surrender unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 5:25 pm | 10 | |
| Survivor? Complete the Game on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 3:51 pm | 30 | |
| Not So Bad After All Tie up 15 enemy combatants instead of executing them unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 3:41 pm | 10 | |
| Meat Bag Use 15 enemies as human shields unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 3:24 pm | 15 | |
| Chaaaaarge! Charge through 20 enemies unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 3:00 pm | 15 | |
| Open Hand Slap! Kill 50 enemies with a melee or bayonet unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 2:59 pm | 15 | |
| Old Faithful Kill 400 enemies with assault rifles, sub machineguns or shotguns unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 2:53 pm | 20 | |
| Gone Shopping Complete Chapter 5 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Apr 5th, 2010 2:47 pm | 25 | |
| Full Arsenal Collect All Weapons and Weapon Parts | 30 | |
| Purist Make only positive choices | 20 | |
| Future Visions Unlock all Potential Futures | 30 | |
| Touch Not a Cat but a Glove Shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game | 50 | |
| Quick Draw Kill 25 enemies with a quick draw from mock surrender | 15 | |
| Hardcore Complete the Game on Contractor Difficulty | 100 | |
| Heartless Make only negative choices | 20 | |
| Humanist Save every hostage | 30 | |
| Healer Heal your partner 10 times | 10 | |
| In Synch Kill two enemies with simultaneous Quick Draws while in Co-op Mock Surrender | 10 |
