| icon | info | score |
|---|---|---|
| Loot and Pillage Collect $1,000,000 unlocked Sep 4th, 2011 8:19 pm | 20 | |
| Pistolier Kill 150 enemies with a pistol unlocked Sep 3rd, 2011 2:02 am | 20 | |
| Emergency Room Complete Chapter 4 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Sep 3rd, 2011 1:51 am | 20 | |
| Hate Monger Customize a weapon to high aggro unlocked Sep 2nd, 2011 11:25 pm | 10 | |
| A Decent Animal Complete Chapter 3 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Sep 2nd, 2011 11:22 pm | 15 | |
| One Shot, One Kill Kill 100 enemies with a sniper rifle unlocked Sep 2nd, 2011 12:07 am | 20 | |
| Softcore Complete Half the Game on Contractor Difficulty unlocked Sep 1st, 2011 11:55 pm | 50 | |
| Pumpkin Patch Shoot 2 enemies in the head with a single bullet unlocked Aug 20th, 2011 12:50 am | 10 | |
| A Steep Descent Complete Chapter 2 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Jul 31st, 2011 7:31 pm | 10 | |
| Co-Op Sniper Co-Op Snipe 5 enemies unlocked Jul 31st, 2011 7:25 pm | 10 | |
| Grenadier Kill 3 or more enemies with a single grenade unlocked Jul 31st, 2011 7:23 pm | 10 | |
| The Optimist Make a positive coop morality choice unlocked Jul 30th, 2011 11:48 pm | 5 | |
| Rock, Paper, Scissors Beat your partner at rock, paper, scissors three times in a row unlocked Jul 3rd, 2011 3:34 pm | 5 | |
| Not What I Thought It Was Complete Chapter 1 on Any Difficulty Level unlocked Jul 2nd, 2011 6:08 pm | 5 | |
| The Pessimist Make a negative coop morality choice unlocked Jul 2nd, 2011 5:35 pm | 5 | |
| The Truth Is Right Here Listen to all of the Radio Broadcasts | 20 | |
| Scavenger Build a gun using 3 homebrew parts | 15 | |
| Unbreakable Survive an entire level in one session without being downed on normal difficulty or above | 25 | |
| Total Fistbump Deflation Finish the game in a fractured friendship | 10 | |
| Total FistBump Destruction Finish the game as best friends | 10 | |
| Attention Grabber Allow your partner to snipe 5 guys while in Mock Surrender | 10 | |
| Survivor? Complete the Game on Any Difficulty Level | 30 | |
| Not So Bad After All Tie up 15 enemy combatants instead of executing them | 10 | |
| Meat Bag Use 15 enemies as human shields | 15 | |
| Chaaaaarge! Charge through 20 enemies | 15 | |
| Open Hand Slap! Kill 50 enemies with a melee or bayonet | 15 | |
| Old Faithful Kill 400 enemies with assault rifles, sub machineguns or shotguns | 20 | |
| Gone Shopping Complete Chapter 5 on Any Difficulty Level | 25 | |
| Full Arsenal Collect All Weapons and Weapon Parts | 30 | |
| Purist Make only positive choices | 20 | |
| Future Visions Unlock all Potential Futures | 30 | |
| Touch Not a Cat but a Glove Shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game | 50 | |
| Quick Draw Kill 25 enemies with a quick draw from mock surrender | 15 | |
| Hardcore Complete the Game on Contractor Difficulty | 100 | |
| Heartless Make only negative choices | 20 | |
| Humanist Save every hostage | 30 | |
| Healer Heal your partner 10 times | 10 | |
| In Synch Kill two enemies with simultaneous Quick Draws while in Co-op Mock Surrender | 10 |
