Rick Grimes83's Alan Wake progress

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

You finally managed to make that phone call.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

You have restored power.

You were enlightened by a dream.

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

You checked out some important messages.

You listened to Hartman's recordings.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You haven't missed a single radio show.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You faced your own demons and gave no ground to them.

You put your imagination in its place.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You heard what "Alice" had to say.

You took a little elevator ride.

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

Not a bird lover, are you?

You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

You drank 'em bot' up.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You made the train engine run out of steam.

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You completed the game on Hard difficulty.

You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.

You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.

You took a weird detour through your imagination.

You collected all 10 Night Springs video games.

You made short work of the tornado.

You made it to the lighthouse without firing a single shot.

You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.

You made it through The Signal in one glorious go.

You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.

You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.

You have discovered all of the hidden chests.

You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.

You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.

You have found every manuscript page in the game.

You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.

You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.