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655 / 655 points



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Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
✅ unlocked at 4/6/2014, 4:59:51 AM
20 Gamerscore
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
✅ unlocked at 4/6/2014, 4:15:25 AM
50 Gamerscore
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
✅ unlocked at 4/6/2014, 3:38:21 AM
10 Gamerscore
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
✅ unlocked at 7/21/2012, 2:48:13 AM
20 Gamerscore
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
✅ unlocked at 7/21/2012, 2:47:51 AM
25 Gamerscore
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 7:01:53 PM
20 Gamerscore
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 6:59:22 PM
30 Gamerscore
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 6:23:55 AM
25 Gamerscore
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 6:21:44 AM
25 Gamerscore
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 5:35:26 AM
50 Gamerscore
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 5:35:01 AM
15 Gamerscore
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 5:34:57 AM
50 Gamerscore
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
✅ unlocked at 1/1/1753, 12:00:00 AM
40 Gamerscore
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
✅ unlocked at 1/1/1753, 12:00:00 AM
25 Gamerscore
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
✅ unlocked at 1/1/1753, 12:00:00 AM
25 Gamerscore
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 4:57:07 AM
30 Gamerscore
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 4:06:36 AM
10 Gamerscore
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:58:25 AM
30 Gamerscore
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:56:20 AM
15 Gamerscore
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:48:24 AM
30 Gamerscore
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:39:43 AM
15 Gamerscore
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:29:32 AM
15 Gamerscore
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
✅ unlocked at 3/24/2012, 3:26:46 AM
10 Gamerscore
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 10:30:37 AM
20 Gamerscore
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 5:27:22 AM
20 Gamerscore
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 5:22:50 AM
5 Gamerscore
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 5:14:59 AM
5 Gamerscore
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 5:13:33 AM
15 Gamerscore
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
✅ unlocked at 3/23/2012, 5:06:51 AM
5 Gamerscore
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